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lmfao had a dream where klavier's dream was to buy a big ass farmer's house, but there's a problem....
/city guy doesn't know how to farm/
oh yeah, he'd def post a help wanted poster like, every day lol
/city guy doesn't know how to farm/
oh yeah, he'd def post a help wanted poster like, every day lol
"Haha all my crops are dying"
Apollo:.....are you feeding them? giving them water?
Klavier: mein Gott......./they have mouths?!/
look at him....he is..... i d i o t e........
Apollo:.....are you feeding them? giving them water?
Klavier: mein Gott......./they have mouths?!/
look at him....he is..... i d i o t e........
Apollo, managing to catch Klavier watering the crops with a watering can:
Klavier: haha her forehead you make it look so easy! I just spent the last 6 hours-
APOLLO: /WE HAVE A SPRINKLER SYSTEM/
Klavier: haha her forehead you make it look so easy! I just spent the last 6 hours-
APOLLO: /WE HAVE A SPRINKLER SYSTEM/
bless him.....he trying his best.....
klavier, feeding his plants some Romanee-Conti or some shit:
apollo, dumbstruck:
apollo, dumbstruck:
apollo:....wait, where are the chickens?
klavier: you mean those rather plump pigeons out back? I shooed them away of course!
APOLLO:....OH GOD WHERE ARE THE CATTLE?!
KLAVIER:
THE CATTLE:
klavier: you mean those rather plump pigeons out back? I shooed them away of course!
APOLLO:....OH GOD WHERE ARE THE CATTLE?!
KLAVIER:
THE CATTLE:
haha klav waltzed in on the penny auction and now everyone hates him hahaha
Apollo has to help......it's his dad's land....he can't watch it die........
oh no....what if they developed.....feelings.......after a while......ohhhhhh noooooooooooooooo..................
Apollo has to help......it's his dad's land....he can't watch it die........
oh no....what if they developed.....feelings.......after a while......ohhhhhh noooooooooooooooo..................
.../OH MY GOD/
what if klav thought all the crops were weeds at first
AHAHAHAHA /HOLY SHIT/
what if klav thought all the crops were weeds at first
AHAHAHAHA /HOLY SHIT/
in this farm house klavier is an absolute certified Idiotâą sorry!!! i don't make the rules!!!!!! 
klav, petting a chicken: .....so uh, how do you get the chicken nuggets out?
apollo: /takes out butcher knife
apollo: /takes out butcher knife
don't mind me just filling this thread for future cityboy!klavier and farmer!apollo prompts...
feel free to join me if you'd like
feel free to join me if you'd like
