lmfao had a dream where klavier's dream was to buy a big ass farmer's house, but there's a problem....

/city guy doesn't know how to farm/

oh yeah, he'd def post a help wanted poster like, every day lol

"Haha all my crops are dying"

Apollo:.....are you feeding them? giving them water?
Klavier: mein Gott......./they have mouths?!/

look at him....he is..... i d i o t e........

Apollo, managing to catch Klavier watering the crops with a watering can:

Klavier: haha her forehead you make it look so easy! I just spent the last 6 hours-

APOLLO: /WE HAVE A SPRINKLER SYSTEM/

bless him.....he trying his best.....

klavier, feeding his plants some Romanee-Conti or some shit:

apollo, dumbstruck:

apollo:....wait, where are the chickens?

klavier: you mean those rather plump pigeons out back? I shooed them away of course!

APOLLO:....OH GOD WHERE ARE THE CATTLE?!

KLAVIER:

THE CATTLE:

haha klav waltzed in on the penny auction and now everyone hates him hahaha

Apollo has to help......it's his dad's land....he can't watch it die........

oh no....what if they developed.....feelings.......after a while......ohhhhhh noooooooooooooooo..................

.../OH MY GOD/

what if klav thought all the crops were weeds at first

AHAHAHAHA /HOLY SHIT/

in this farm house klavier is an absolute certified Idiot™ sorry!!! i don't make the rules!!!!!!

klav, petting a chicken: .....so uh, how do you get the chicken nuggets out?

apollo: /takes out butcher knife

don't mind me just filling this thread for future cityboy!klavier and farmer!apollo prompts...

feel free to join me if you'd like