lmfao had a dream where klavier& #39;s dream was to buy a big ass farmer& #39;s house, but there& #39;s a problem....

/city guy doesn& #39;t know how to farm/

oh yeah, he& #39;d def post a help wanted poster like, every day lol
"Haha all my crops are dying"

Apollo:.....are you feeding them? giving them water?
Klavier: mein Gott......./they have mouths?!/

look at him....he is..... i d i o t e........
Apollo, managing to catch Klavier watering the crops with a watering can:

Klavier: haha her forehead you make it look so easy! I just spent the last 6 hours-

APOLLO: /WE HAVE A SPRINKLER SYSTEM/
bless him.....he trying his best.....
klavier, feeding his plants some Romanee-Conti or some shit:

apollo, dumbstruck:
apollo:....wait, where are the chickens?

klavier: you mean those rather plump pigeons out back? I shooed them away of course!

APOLLO:....OH GOD WHERE ARE THE CATTLE?!

KLAVIER:

THE CATTLE:
haha klav waltzed in on the penny auction and now everyone hates him hahaha

Apollo has to help......it& #39;s his dad& #39;s land....he can& #39;t watch it die........

oh no....what if they developed.....feelings.......after a while......ohhhhhh noooooooooooooooo..................
.../OH MY GOD/

what if klav thought all the crops were weeds at first

AHAHAHAHA /HOLY SHIT/
in this farm house klavier is an absolute certified Idiotℱ sorry!!! i don& #39;t make the rules!!!!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">
klav, petting a chicken: .....so uh, how do you get the chicken nuggets out?

apollo: /takes out butcher knife
don& #39;t mind me just filling this thread for future cityboy!klavier and farmer!apollo prompts...

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