currently watching glee with my mom right now and i’m gonna live tweet what she says/her reactions

“are rachel and finn still dating chile” y’all we may have a finchel shipper

“that damn sue” BYE SHSBSHSBSB

“so holly and mr shue are going out...YUCK” HAHAHAHA

“finn is my white cousin who i’ve never had” CAUSE BOTH OF THERE LAST NAMES ARE HUDSON HAHAHA

mercedes: why are you the bigger star than me rachel.
my mom: CAUSE SHES WHITE AND A BITCH

mercedes *starts singing*
my mom: YES GIRL YOU BETTER SANG BITCH GO AHEAD THATS MY SISTER

“MERCEDES DID THAT” YES WE LOVE A MERCEDES STAN

rachel: “i’m getting a nose job”
my mom: IK THIS BITCH AINT GONNA GO THRU WITH IT

kurt: returns to mckinley & the the warblers show up
my mom: “not the blazer boys showing up” HELP PLEAK

“blaine looks like hes about 23” PLEASE HAHAHAHSBDVD

“blaine needs a lil color he lookin a lil pale” PLEAK IM SCREAMING

“so did kurts daddy get a refund from dalton” HAHAHA

*duck sauce starts playing*
my mom: HELL NO... NOPE NOT A FLASHMOB

“wait so artie can walk in real life” I BROKE THE NEWS TO HER AND SHE WAS SHOKED