Can someone recommend something incredibly relaxing which doesn& #39;t involve drink or drugs (trust me I& #39;ve covered those bases numerous times). And don& #39;t suggest sex, I& #39;m further away from that than a eunuch with a celeriac for a head

Although if I had a celeriac for a head I& #39;m not sure why I& #39;d go to the trouble of cutting my bollocks off as well

Actually I might ramble on in a directionless manner on this thread. This is quite relaxing. Imagine if Pegasus was a donkey on rollerblades. Wouldn& #39;t work would it? You don& #39;t need to be Mary Beard to work that out