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7 deadly sins of Money Twitter
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1) Having fun.
Never have fun and if you do pretend you are really working.
You should always be reading, learning and making money.
Nothing else matters.
Never have fun and if you do pretend you are really working.
You should always be reading, learning and making money.
Nothing else matters.
2) Having a 9-5
Quit your job now if you want to be cool.
If you have one, pretend you don’t. Bash 9-5 workers every chance you get.
Just tell everyone you make money with “affiliate marketing.”
Quit your job now if you want to be cool.
If you have one, pretend you don’t. Bash 9-5 workers every chance you get.
Just tell everyone you make money with “affiliate marketing.”
3) Milestones
If you don’t brag about every new follower you get you are out.
Make specific posts every time you gain new followers so everyone knows you are gaining followers.
The key here is to gain followers by letting everyone else know you are gaining followers.
If you don’t brag about every new follower you get you are out.
Make specific posts every time you gain new followers so everyone knows you are gaining followers.
The key here is to gain followers by letting everyone else know you are gaining followers.
4) Not having your own ebook
Do you even matter?
Hurry up and go create a lame how to grow your account course.
Or better yet how to be an affiliate marketer.
These things are complicated and your 187 followers MUST have it!
Do you even matter?
Hurry up and go create a lame how to grow your account course.
Or better yet how to be an affiliate marketer.
These things are complicated and your 187 followers MUST have it!
5) Overused motivational phrases
If you don’t post at least 10 of these a day you are out of the club.
Go to other people’s accounts, reword their tweets and pass them off as your own.
Repeat daily.
If you don’t post at least 10 of these a day you are out of the club.
Go to other people’s accounts, reword their tweets and pass them off as your own.
Repeat daily.
6) Scam new accounts
If you don’t hijack every single new account and try to sell them a $19 growth guide you basically suck at life.
DM them all ASAP, pretend to care and scam them someone else’s lame course when you could have summed it up yourself in 60 seconds.
If you don’t hijack every single new account and try to sell them a $19 growth guide you basically suck at life.
DM them all ASAP, pretend to care and scam them someone else’s lame course when you could have summed it up yourself in 60 seconds.
7) Pretend to make lots of money
This is a given. You make thousands of dollars a week selling $39 affiliate courses and flipping bags of Doritos.
Never act weak, always be a bad ass because you are right?
That’s why you are here in the first place.
This is a given. You make thousands of dollars a week selling $39 affiliate courses and flipping bags of Doritos.
Never act weak, always be a bad ass because you are right?
That’s why you are here in the first place.
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I appreciate you all for reading and having a little fun on a Sunday.
I appreciate you all for reading and having a little fun on a Sunday.
