Achilles:
- Himbosexual-level: Intermediate
- You bond hard and you bond fast
- Not above some VERY petty revenge

Patroclus:
- Big guilt complexes
- Usually wait for someone you admire to solve your problems for you
- Always catching feelings

Theseus:
- Himbosexual-Level: Advanced
- Gym rat
- Not afraid of embracing your problematic faves

Asterius:
- Monster-Fucker Level: Intermediate
- Himbosexual Level: Extreme
- Finally some good fucking food

Dusa:
- Your type: certified cinnamon roll
- Just want to be helpful
- Big uwu energy

Skelly:
- You might be the mean friend
- 'Carry this for me?'
- Biggest turn-on: reliability

Eurydice:
- You are an art student, or you dated one
- Low-key jaded
- You only eat granola you made yourself

Orpheus:
- You built your personality in high-school around Tim Burton films
- No ability to resist musicians
- Sad boi fever

Sisyphus:
- Himbosexual-Level: Advanced
- You just really need a hug, like, all the time
- Still have your favorite child-hood stuffed animal