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Thanatos:
- Your type is entirely defined by one ex
- Your music taste never developed past 2007
- You say you like bad boys and are 100% ok with getting your feelings hurt
- Your type is entirely defined by one ex
- Your music taste never developed past 2007
- You say you like bad boys and are 100% ok with getting your feelings hurt
Hypnos:
- You are always the least organized person in the room
- SOFT
BOIS ONLY
- True love is breakfast in bed
- You are always the least organized person in the room
- SOFT
BOIS ONLY - True love is breakfast in bed
Zeus:
- Your friends try to talk you out of EVERY relationship
- V. into different power dynamics
- Not so good at reading signals
- Your friends try to talk you out of EVERY relationship
- V. into different power dynamics
- Not so good at reading signals
Poseidon:
- You're terrible at letting go of grudges
- Hot tubs & beaches > Beds
- You were on your high-school swim team, or at least dated a swimmer
- You're terrible at letting go of grudges
- Hot tubs & beaches > Beds
- You were on your high-school swim team, or at least dated a swimmer
Athena:
- You've called yourself a 'sapiosexual' unironically
- Love being told what to do
- Protecc, not attacc
- You've called yourself a 'sapiosexual' unironically
- Love being told what to do
- Protecc, not attacc
Aphrodite:
- You don't believe anyone is 'out of your league.'
- Mid-level influencer status
- Your evening skin-care routine takes 30 minutes
- You don't believe anyone is 'out of your league.'
- Mid-level influencer status
- Your evening skin-care routine takes 30 minutes
Artemis:
- Crunchy
- Camping is the ideal first-date
- You pet every dog. EVERY. dog.
- Crunchy
- Camping is the ideal first-date
- You pet every dog. EVERY. dog.
Ares:
- Preferred personality type: Swords
- You watch fight-scenes for the sexual tension
- You fence, LARP, or frequent renaissance fairs
- Preferred personality type: Swords
- You watch fight-scenes for the sexual tension
- You fence, LARP, or frequent renaissance fairs
Dionysus:
- Decision making skills still developing
- You've had a crush on every youth-group pastor or guidance counselor
- Sucker for anyone who can make a good cocktail
- Decision making skills still developing
- You've had a crush on every youth-group pastor or guidance counselor
- Sucker for anyone who can make a good cocktail
Hermes:
- You never run your own errands
- Have asked for the number of at least one Uber/Lyft driver
- Short-shorts are the height of eroticism
- You never run your own errands
- Have asked for the number of at least one Uber/Lyft driver
- Short-shorts are the height of eroticism
Demeter:
- An icy glare is the greatest form of intimacy
- Abandonment issues
- Ara ara (??? i don't fully know what this means)
- An icy glare is the greatest form of intimacy
- Abandonment issues
- Ara ara (??? i don't fully know what this means)
Achilles:
- Himbosexual-level: Intermediate
- You bond hard and you bond fast
- Not above some VERY petty revenge
- Himbosexual-level: Intermediate
- You bond hard and you bond fast
- Not above some VERY petty revenge
Patroclus:
- Big guilt complexes
- Usually wait for someone you admire to solve your problems for you
- Always catching feelings
- Big guilt complexes
- Usually wait for someone you admire to solve your problems for you
- Always catching feelings
Theseus:
- Himbosexual-Level: Advanced
- Gym rat
- Not afraid of embracing your problematic faves
- Himbosexual-Level: Advanced
- Gym rat
- Not afraid of embracing your problematic faves
Asterius:
- Monster-Fucker Level: Intermediate
- Himbosexual Level: Extreme
- Finally some good fucking food
- Monster-Fucker Level: Intermediate
- Himbosexual Level: Extreme
- Finally some good fucking food
Dusa:
- Your type: certified cinnamon roll
- Just want to be helpful
- Big uwu energy
- Your type: certified cinnamon roll
- Just want to be helpful
- Big uwu energy
Skelly:
- You might be the mean friend
- 'Carry this for me?'
- Biggest turn-on: reliability
- You might be the mean friend
- 'Carry this for me?'
- Biggest turn-on: reliability
Eurydice:
- You are an art student, or you dated one
- Low-key jaded
- You only eat granola you made yourself
- You are an art student, or you dated one
- Low-key jaded
- You only eat granola you made yourself
Orpheus:
- You built your personality in high-school around Tim Burton films
- No ability to resist musicians
- Sad boi fever
- You built your personality in high-school around Tim Burton films
- No ability to resist musicians
- Sad boi fever
Sisyphus:
- Himbosexual-Level: Advanced
- You just really need a hug, like, all the time
- Still have your favorite child-hood stuffed animal
- Himbosexual-Level: Advanced
- You just really need a hug, like, all the time
- Still have your favorite child-hood stuffed animal
