Thread by @CJWilsonVO, Thanatos:- Your type is entirely defined by one ex- Your music taste [...]

Thanatos:
- Your type is entirely defined by one ex
- Your music taste never developed past 2007
- You say you like bad boys and are 100% ok with getting your feelings hurt

Hypnos:
- You are always the least organized person in the room
- SOFT

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- True love is breakfast in bed

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Zeus:
- Your friends try to talk you out of EVERY relationship
- V. into different power dynamics
- Not so good at reading signals

Poseidon:
- You& #39;re terrible at letting go of grudges
- Hot tubs & beaches > Beds
- You were on your high-school swim team, or at least dated a swimmer

Athena:
- You& #39;ve called yourself a & #39;sapiosexual& #39; unironically
- Love being told what to do
- Protecc, not attacc

Aphrodite:
- You don& #39;t believe anyone is & #39;out of your league.& #39;
- Mid-level influencer status
- Your evening skin-care routine takes 30 minutes

Artemis:
- Crunchy

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- Camping is the ideal first-date
- You pet every dog. EVERY. dog.

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Ares:
- Preferred personality type: Swords
- You watch fight-scenes for the sexual tension
- You fence, LARP, or frequent renaissance fairs

Dionysus:
- Decision making skills still developing
- You& #39;ve had a crush on every youth-group pastor or guidance counselor
- Sucker for anyone who can make a good cocktail

Hermes:
- You never run your own errands
- Have asked for the number of at least one Uber/Lyft driver
- Short-shorts are the height of eroticism

Demeter:
- An icy glare is the greatest form of intimacy
- Abandonment issues
- Ara ara (??? i don& #39;t fully know what this means)

Achilles:
- Himbosexual-level: Intermediate
- You bond hard and you bond fast
- Not above some VERY petty revenge

Patroclus:
- Big guilt complexes
- Usually wait for someone you admire to solve your problems for you
- Always catching feelings

Theseus:
- Himbosexual-Level: Advanced
- Gym rat
- Not afraid of embracing your problematic faves

Asterius:
- Monster-Fucker Level: Intermediate
- Himbosexual Level: Extreme
- Finally some good fucking food

Dusa:
- Your type: certified cinnamon roll
- Just want to be helpful
- Big uwu energy

Skelly:
- You might be the mean friend
- & #39;Carry this for me?& #39;
- Biggest turn-on: reliability

Eurydice:
- You are an art student, or you dated one
- Low-key jaded
- You only eat granola you made yourself

Orpheus:
- You built your personality in high-school around Tim Burton films
- No ability to resist musicians
- Sad boi fever

Sisyphus:
- Himbosexual-Level: Advanced
- You just really need a hug, like, all the time
- Still have your favorite child-hood stuffed animal

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