there are so many lesbians in this Aldi rn
eight at last count, which has to be some sort of record
one couple recognized another couple and they said “we need to have a bbq” and then they hugged and I was like NO HUGGING IN PANDEMIC GROCERY STORES, EVEN LESBIANS
I kind of wanted a hug tho
Heather slapped my butt though and that helped
Aldi lesbians have a classic sort of femme/butch vibe apparently
Usually the butch one pushes the cart and the femme one puts things in the cart but Heather and I do that backwards because Heather is the one who cooks and cares a LOT about the food we buy
I JUST SAW TWO MORE THAT MAKES 10!!
The last two are wearing matching shoes and it’s so gay
What is a group of lesbians called
Heather says this sounded like a joke but it’s not, I am asking
ONE MORE and they are single so if you’re looking
Omg
TWO MORE JUST WALKED IN OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING
The NUMBER OF PRIDE STICKERS IN THIS PARKING LOT
Heather is scolding me for being too distracted by all the lesbians to help load the car but honestly she hates when I help she just wants my undivided attention
Heather was like, “get in the car, I CAN’T with you!”

And this woman walking by was like, “damn girl, you busted”
Goodbye magical Aldi, I miss you already
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