My husband is picking up some dead rats and pigs as he is filming their dissection in our dining room today for his students, so if I see any anti-teacher nonsense in my timeline today, I will cut a bitch. Y'all have NO IDEA the lengths we are going to for our students right now.
Also, if anyone has any tips on how to negate the stench of formaldehyde, please let me know.😬
They do not pay k-12 teachers enough right now.

If you'd like to donate gently used scented wax warmer cubes or incense to the rehabilitation of my dining room, please feel free:

Literature Lady
PO Box 326
Jackson, MI 49201
USA
I just realized that these dead critters are going to be in my fridge overnight. I guess we won't be saving tonight's leftovers after all...🤢
More antics about my being married to a science teacher are in this thread: #marriedtoscience https://twitter.com/Literature_Lady/status/1085703740412383237?s=19
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