fired it up to test if it works and OH BOY I’m so excited SKFJSKFJF TIME FOR SIMP ADVENTURES

(tiny voice) haha that’s me

looks down at the menu

oooooh.

opens badge case

OOOOH.

taps the rain badge

OOOOUUUUUGGHHHHHH. WAIT FOR ME WALLACE PLEASE WAIT FOR ME

3ds: oh! you need to update oras
me: oh ok
3ds: oh! you need to update me
me, trying not to cry as i close the software: o-oh o-ok.....

realises I have four (4) dollars left on my 3DS that I’ll likely never get back

discovers THIS theme

oh no.

(poll below!)

DO I GET THE STEVEN THEME LMAO

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, MEYER!!!!

I played some oras during work and my god wally really said

AKDJJFFJKFKF ROCK BITCH STRIKES AGAIN

N OOOOOOOOOOOO MEYEERRRRRRRRR

GOD. I beat her with Meyer the Combusken I feel h o r r i b l e my Makuhita stopped listening to me halfway through the gym.......

the results are in, I'm getting the steven theme, it seems !!!! https://twitter.com/trickscd/status/1307682148002922498?s=20

I’ll do whatever you want, boss, just give me your son’s hand in marriage

NAKFKSKKFKSJFJS LMFAOOO

beat this guy btw! I had to rush back to route 102 for a Ralts (Psyche) only to not use her because Winona the Taillow and Meyer the Combusken hard carried

he introduced himself and told me to end his career. god bless I love Steven Stone, actually

OUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHH EXTREMELY WORTH!!!!!! WALLACE IS THERE!!!!!!! OUUUGGHHHH STEVEN YOU’RE SO CUHUHUHUHUUUUUTEEEEE

I keep forgetting to update this thread so here’s some late uploads LMAO

LISIAAAAAA I’m sorry sweetie I didn’t enter a contest yet I’m busy trying to get to Lavaridge but I PROMISE I’ll walk into one of these halls soon

TANKS THROUGH WATTSON WITH THE SHEER FORCE OF ANGER, A NUZLEAF NAMED FLORA AND THE GRASS TYPE POKEMON, PSYCHE THE KIRLIA

I got lost omw to Lavaridge Town because I took a wrong turn and had to climb the fuckin mountain again so guess who’s fully evolved before we even hit Flannery

OUH, she’s adorable bless her. unfortunately, I caught a magikarp far too late for this gym, so I had to roll into this with a team extremely ill-equipped to face a fire type gym...

TANKS THROUGH FLANNERY WITH THE SHEER FORCE OF RAGE, A DRAGONSLAYER GYARADOS THAT DOESN’T KNOW A SINGLE WATER TYPE MOVE AND AN ARON (F) NAMED DAIGO-CHAN

Reyna: Winona’s up next, what you got
me, prepared for the first time ever in this godforsaken journey: H E R

SCREAMSSSSSS I GOT A HYPER CUTTER PINCHY ON MY FIRST ENCOUNTERRRRRRR I’M CRY

me and Meyer the Blaziken: WE HAVE SURPASSED YOUUUUU

it’s been a hot minute so let’s update this thread real quick

Steven’s little ledge hop..... cute......

ok I get it Steven you’re married to Wallace, the most beautiful man in Hoenn