I’m starting guardian and this catboy is so busted lmao someone groom this poor animorph

shen wei rly looked full on Jane Austen gay at the first sight of this man huh

okay what in the slow burn is this 10000 years business, is gay reincarnation on the table

oh NO the self wound healing was extremely hot

Oh this broke me already??

I see shen wei and wwx shop at the same mask shop

oh hell

This is just gonna be little moments of them flirting until I die huh

anybody: looks at chief zhao
brother black robe:

Shen Wei acted real cagey about that necklace during an otherwise casual mugging, Is It A Gay Necklace?

I sat up and said BITCH??

Oh no...he is rly buying antique books for an excuse to have shen Wei over, zyl and smiling all cute on the phone with him

Lol I fuckin DOUBT IT

Any time shen wei fights even a little my whole ass falls right off

Oh no he’s gonna take him home and take care of him oh no.....this scene in the cab poor shen wei gonna combust I CANT TAKE THE TENDER LONGING

shen wei said:

zyl took one look at shen wei in a tshirt and said actually I AM on your field trip now, thank you I will take those keys

Can this raggedy purple man and his pimple shreks get his shit together I’m tired of his ass

Omfg laying on shen wei and giving him his jacket I’m gonna combust

poor shen wei lol zyl is constantly just falling apart

Is there gonna be some kind of Batman forever situation where zyl is like sorry professor shen, you’re a good friend but I’m saving myself for brother black robe

YALL WHAT IS THIS FUCKING BALLROOM DANCE

Relate

I WASNT FUCKING READY

im crying?

Brother chu and little guo are a Thing, right?

Shen wei running around the underworld shaking ppl down: WHERE IS MY MOUTHY LITTLE MAN

I got up to ep 19 last night and have now reached the point of being desperate for fic but not wanting to spoil myself TOO badly

IM GONNA GO GET IN THE CAR JUST TO DRIVE AROUND AND HONK THE HORN

OKAY?? I cried and I am super into this holy shit

Release the boss from the horny obelisk I’m ready to know

HISBOTJERITNER???????

This reveal and blindness and shen wei leading him around please

I feel like the dance the hets keep doing is la volta from Elizabeth???

oh my god fealty kink OFF THE CHARTS! For somebody like him to lay down his pride like that oh my god I’m eating it with a spoon

Shen wei rly said I don’t care if your eyes are better, your body needs to recover so I’m sleeping over to take care of you again, this MAN!!!!!

I AM A SINGLE HIGH PITCHED SCREAM

IM ALIVE

The way shen wei didn’t hesitate to say you’re worth it and how wounded and soft he looks when he says I’m returning it PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON MEEEE

Did....did zyl just call shen wei....da-ge?????????

Erotic mutual bomb cupping

Obviously the best way to get close to zyl is to attend his boyfriend’s university class

What the body swap is happening

changchang is so manly IM LOSIN ITold chu is too good at this

I am sorry to this cat girl but protective shen wei has rights

The intro song is a fucking w a l t z

zyl said how about you interrogate this criminal with my dick in your face

zyl yelling at lin jing for being a fool and believing the hottie’s lies over and over

oh my sweet LORD?? shen wei holding him close and lowly whispering in his ear the INTIMACY!! I had to get up and make tea about this

Every time I think zyl’s dad can’t get worse he says some shit like I wish he’d died instead of his mother!? Shen wei about to bbq your neglectful ass

I don’t care if he’s trying to save him lmao ENOUGH DAMAGE TO THIS BOY

Me watching the guardian intro episode 1 vs episode 30:

the SCREAM I let out when he popped up like an aggressive meerkat

nice to know the underworld has tiki bars and guns, like Florida

I’m gonna rip the fucking arms off my chair

.......this is so slutty help me

I’m please please stop making this scenario hornier

I started spluttering and choking on tea so loud both dogs came upstairs

This is so delicious I don’t even have words

“So Chief Zhao, how did you know Professor Shen was the one for you?”

Oh word? I aint mad

This stone dildo is such a bully

Chu-ge is tripping balls and there are So many twins

let them kiss

Idk who the fuck is inside of Changcheng but this is all incredibly hot

Very into this little Lieutenant Old Navy look

this shit is so HOT this is prince Phillip hacking at the thorns to get at sleeping beauty

EVERYBODY GET UP! ITS TIME TO SLAM NOW!!! WE GOT A REAL JAM GOIN DOWN!!! WELCOME TO THE S P A C E J A M

I’m sure I’m slowly being roasted alive by the warmth of my own hubris but boy does this make me happy

Well that don’t fuckin look right

I’m Sorry His What HIS WHAT!????

What if I just chewed my own leg off in a horny little fit huh??? How the fuck would that be? What the fuck is happening? Who authorized shen wei having a slutty evil didi?

Zyl said I see your prime directive and I raise you: gun

He’s gonna fulfill his wishes later...and HE LITERALLY SAID “mmmmmm” y e a h later? And looked him up and down? Bitch?

IM COMING APART AT A CELLULAR LEVEL, MY ATOMS ARE SPLITTING

he really just sat there and smiled at him while he sucked and licked on the chupa chup from his very own mouth huh????? I gotta to stomp around the house for awhile

Ok after a 3 day break I’m starting episode 35almost done

HEFUCKINGNAMEDHIM???!!!! Not even two minutes in and I’m assed up and off the couch

I love that the second zyl gets a version of sw with his walls down all to himself he just blasts him with all his questions, who are you, where did you come from , why are you so damn cute

Oh *no* oh fuck

If somebody as hot as kunlun showed up and saved my life and named me and gave a shit about me and we mutually felated some alien candy, I too would be dedicated for literal eons

the fucking cat is depressed and shen wei is making this heartbroken watery face at ye zun AND THE SADNESS IS WELLING UP WITHIN ME LIKE SO MUCH POP-OVER DOUGH

The full implications of this timeline....time to eat some fucking bees

Folks I’m here to report that I no longer have an ass

The devil in a white suit and his little fuck mullet are you serious

jesusjesusjesusjesusjesusjesussjeshdjejsjjdejejdjjdjddjjd

Is this beefleaf

Is Lin jing........inside ye zun

Honestly the only special effect I can’t deal with is the lunch meat on fire boy’s face

So obviously now we’re gonna use the sacred items like the ceremony at the end of the fifth element and weilan will make out on the altar and save the world right?? Right????

I JUST SCREAMED OH NO WHAT THE FUCK AND THREW THE DOG OFF MY LAP! HE LOOKED SO HURT IM GONNA BREAK EGGS IM?

COME ONE COME ALL and witness my personal UNMAKING

MY FUCKING POWER WENT OFF

Simultaneously the horniest and most depressing thing, amazing

oh I’m uh...never gonna get over this ever in my life huh? It’s like that???

Full on SOBBING I am sorry to my neighbors it is a Wednesday morning but I am being fed my own beating heart and honestly the flavor is amazing

I DONT WANNA WATCH THIS ANYMORE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDONF SKFKEKFNDKDMFN I HATE EVERYONE AND MYSELF. Zyl shouting kill me is Extremely Relatable

For zyl to have to look at ye zun with that face

It’s really just the all vore all the time network round these parts huh

This found family montage and Chu-he’s NAME being what snaps him out of it pls bust my head like an overripe melon

I’m pacing around singing the ending song except all the lyrics are HOLY FUCKING SHIT

last FUCKING episode time I guess! Thanks for following along on my magical journey into a hell of my own making

Am I watching guardian or having my corpse dragged around the walls of Troy by Achilles, who can tell

Zhou yunlan, the Jesus Christ of the underworld

Chu-ge physically ripping changcheng away from his date is excellent

Aaaaaand we’re ugly crying again, yes, excellent

I JUST LET OUT THE MOST HYSTERICAL LAUGH? THATS ALL I GET? THATS THE BAND-AID ON THE CANON BALL WOUND IVE JUST BEEN DEALT?????

YES YOU ABSOLUTE CLOWN https://twitter.com/coolguyyibo/status/1304158922379493378

I rly enjoyed the showI’m glad everyone else is okay, if anybody wanted to drop their favorite weilan fix it fic...that would be a real solid for ole coolguy