One of these days I& #39;m going to gulp a full load of my spunk to see what it feels like. I& #39;ve never had so much as a taste before.

I say that about every two years. Still not done it.

I don& #39;t fancy that down the back of my throat. Have you ever spunked under the water in the bath to see what happens? As I said on my stream once, it looks like a tapeworm or a very thin umbilical cord. It holds together, it doesn& #39;t break apart.

I once ate a bacon sandwich, and I swallowed a long sliver of fat. One end went down, while the other end was still in my mouth. It was like having a tube down my throat. I pulled it out my mouth and felt it slide back out my throat again.

I can imagine spunk being like that, except if you tried to pull it out it would just fall apart in your fingers, but the rest would be stuck down there. It& #39;d take about twenty swallows to get rid of it.

I think that& #39;s what puts me off trying it, without thinking it all out.