My life is mostly me making jokes about my bald head and making everyone uncomfortable.

No, I don't have a big forehead. I'm just bald.

I'm in distress and my three hairs agree with me.

You'd think my life is damaged. Wait until you see my hair.

What do you mean you have nice hair? I barely have it.

My hair partition is wider than the distance between bureaucracy to democracy.

There's more hair on my mustache than on my brows.

My brows need stronger hoes.

My hair is all over my house except my head, so I decided to be all over twitter except real life.