#CovidTesting The government be like “our testing is world-beating.”
Meanwhile people on twitter be sharing tips of how to hack the website to give you a testing point that... you know is maybe less than 8 hours away from where you live ...

They’re like: Sandra love, log on when you can see 73% of the moon during daylight on the 9th sec of the 9th min of the 9th hour whilst facing South East, simultaneously rubbing your stomach & patting your head, type with your nose sing the national anthem as you do #CovidTesting

In all seriousness there’s advice in the replies to this thread that seems to have actually worked- for those out there struggling to get a test because the website is only world beating if it’s a competition for who has the worst one #CovidTesting https://twitter.com/agentdeborahw/status/1306544094844461058