Thread of Yoruba women from each state according to their rating.

Pick your poison wisely.

1. Osun
2. Ogun
3. Ekiti
4. Oyo
5. Ondo
6. Lagos
7. Kwara

1. Osun ladies are BEAUTIFUL, smart, hardworking, they go all out for their own and they are the creme de la creme of Yoruba women. Osun woman is a caregiver and they are selfless. They love hard and blindly too(na why them dey look their men when they refer to...

their side chics as family friends).

Problem with them is, when they want to break your heart, they move lowkey & HARD. If it comes to 2 fighting, get ready. They vibrate like generator when angry(especially modakeke women) and can be unforgiving.

I recommend, strong 9/10

2. Ogun women like their men are top tier & as opposed to the stereotype of being selfish, I personally haven't met a selfish one. These ones go all out for you...as friends or lovers. Yup, they are educated too & they are good lovers. Problem is, an average Ogun woman...

Especially Ijebu has a room dedicated to gifts from owanbes. It is possible that your girl haven't seen this celebrant in 5 years, as long as her friend who has seen her in 2 years invites her, she's going. Like their men, they party too(If you want to see Ogun woman in full...

Party mode, attend Ojude Oba. Awon ni omo talk & do.

They have ego (best believe they carry themselves with pride too...I love), they switch from hot to cold easily (won lack stable emotions), they are stubborn & spenders too. If you don't mind a woman who will use your life...

Savings to buy whatever cause "If I perish, I perish" go for them. No man is good enough for them cause they believe they are hot cakes (na why most of them single).

However, 8/10 is what I recommend.

3. Ekiti women are the "yokun o yonra o". These ones are brainees, beautiful and ride or dies.(it is like their stubbornness made this happen). Awon alagidi talika. Ekiti woman can lock you down for as long as you let that relationship last & they are not lazy, just that they...

don't know when to leave. For people who are strong willed, that's the most annoying thing about them.

Ekiti women are naturally laid back, until it is time to fight for something (an average Ekiti woman don fight or threaten to fight before) & they win. So as a suegbe dating..

...an Ekiti woman, be sure that you have a Mike Tyson for a wife. If she can't fight, help her trace her roots to Kwara abeg. If these ones are breaking your heart, they use mortar & pestle like they are pounding yam. Cold hearted beeches

If you don't mind, a 7/10

4. Oyo women are naturally ride or dies (this is why they double as nanny for their men), they are hustlers, they want to think of business ideas every minute(this does not mean they want to execute it themselves). They have spoiled their men but cnt bear the weight no more so...

They have a stereotyped mindset when it comes to men (blame their men for many lies & being babied). So, dating Oyo woman is hardwork (you have to show, not talk). They are talkatives too, but you can be sure they don't yarn dust when they do...

In all, Oyo women are the monsters you made, If you find one that isn't a monster, keep her before Igbo Ora, Lalupon & Iseyin people(they are witches with their dialects) teach her wickedness. They are backbones to whomever they choose!

If you like, 6/10

5. Ondo women are family oriented, go getters & they are the "I said what I said" of yoruba women. They will talk about you behind you & say it to your face. They lay their hands on anything as long as it brings money, & they most likely succeed at it cause they put their all.

One of the problems they have is, dating an Ondo woman is dating a brewery, they fit drink piss...especially those ones who relate well with their Bayelsa people

& they are scams, as long as it brings money, they don't care about your feelings. While some of them might not...

Be like this, if you are dating an Ondo woman, please check to know If she isn't dating 3 of you at a time. If she is, the eldest one is the main guy.

THEY DON'T PLAY WITH THEIR MONEY!

If you don't mind, 5/10, may the forces enlarge your brewery...xri, I mean relationship

6. Lagos women. They are the prettiest, they got the style, the exposure, the finesse & the bougie lifestyle. Lagos women are the "I like to be seen in public with you" women, they like to chop life. One of their perks is that, even when dating 5 men, they stand for you all.

Dating a Lagos woman is dating someone whose love is fickle and time bound. If Seun Beecroft with his Arabian Oud, kaftan and slides should wink at your Lagos woman, start looking for another girlfriend.

They can be getting piped up by Seun, while they plan how to help Bayo with his project. So you'd barely see your massive heartbreak coming. Once they break up with you sha, that's the end except you still give them money. (Na where them they work them they chop)...

They have zero patience & it is like Lagos water washed away their resilience & loyalty.

Lagos men & women fit well, for your own sanity, leave what is for caesar to caesar, they know how to handle each other. (Won fi weyrey wo weyrey)

But if you still get coconut head, 4/10

7. Bottom tier like their men are Kwara women. Although, very beautiful and knowledgable set of women, they have allowed a societal norm box them somewhere. The ones who did not allow this are seen as outcast; they are deem different and woke in a bad way...

An average Kwara woman(especially Ilorin) is okay with being the home keeper, get cheated on or even share her home as long as she is wearing her fine jalabia and being taken kiarof. They dinnor come this life to suffer or hustle. Now, being with a Kwara woman is being at peace

...with someone who is probably sleeping with the next door neighbor. It's a 50/50 chance. Won like shina gan, they like men

Some of these ones think they are the Arewa women of yoruba land, abeg na dressing una take resemble sometimes.

If you don't mind sha...3/10

Whatever you do, Avoid Kwara, Ilaje, Egba, Eti Osa and Lalupon women.