Daily update thread

I’ll start doing a thread everyday about how my day is going

I’ll probably get tired at some point lol. Let’s see how long it’ll last sha

I say ‘sha’ and ‘lol’ too much. Need to fix up

Okay today is Sunday. They went to church without me cos I was sleeping My Dad probably thinks I’ll go for 2nd service but I no wan go again

Just hoping heavy rain starts falling then so I can have a reasonable excuse

If not they’ll start looking at me like a pagan

Let me go have my bath sha, so it’ll be as if I was planning to go before the rain started

Done. Now we wait for the heavy rain

Don’t know why I turned off comments for this thing like say anybody send my papa before

I don’t like going to church. I need to fix up fr

They’re back ffs and still no sign of rain I’ll just bone and do as if I went with them

My Dad just saw me and he didn’t say anything, time to go and lie down

Now that I’m free what do I talk about

Don’t watch BBN but Ozo needs to fix up fr, he never see fine babe before abi wetin I’m sure there are finer girls crushing on him outside but he has damaged his rep already

If I fine like that guy I no go even stress myself. Love dey affect pesin brain sha so you can’t blame the poor man

I like laycon sha, he’s like my best guy. I just hope his fanbase don’t become like Tacha’s own. I’ve seen some worrying signs maybe they’re just few bad apples sha

Don’t know much about nengi just that she get big nyash and Ozo dey simp for am. Kinda thought she’ll have Tacha vibes but She proved me wrong. She seems nice too

Don’t know anything about the remaining guys so that’s all for BBN

If you’re reading this you’re amazing and I hope you have a great day

Looking likely that school would resume next year. I don’t even give a fvck at this point. Tired of school fr

Funny thing is these lecturers would expect someone to be reading this period I didn’t even take one handout home talk less of note or textbook

Some of my coursemates no get joy sha, like say na only them wan pass kmt, always reading and going for posting

Went for posting like for a week but I just stopped. That’s what Siwes is for, and it’s easier to get this corona in the hospital

I’m not a serious student but I dey pass sha. Be like say God made up for my looks by giving me brain

Chelsea vs Liverpool today. Hopefully Chelsea win, don’t want those Merseyside frauds to start feeling themselves like last szn. A draw is okay too sha

Why my ex calling me on a Sunday morning ffs leave me alone this woman, the evil you have done is enough

Not even going to pick

Deleted her number since but I always know when she’s calling cos I get am offhead

Is it offhead or offheart or offhand?

Abeg how can I forget someone’s number Who sent me to form Mr Romantic and cram this girl’s number ffs

Away from that abeg. IOs 14 is out but it’s not showing for me to update on my phone yet don’t know why my case is always different

Even the Vn feature that almost all Iphone users had, I didn’t get. Abi my phone is fake ni

My FPL already looking disappointing smh. Need a Kdb, Ings and Jimenez masterclass

Sold Zaha for Bruno fml. E no go better for that fraud

Heard rice water helps in making skin smooth. I’ll try it sha. Already soaked the rice in water

Hungry now but they’re still cooking downstairs they’re making rice and ofeakwu that’s basically what we eat most Sundays.

I’ve eaten now, Nepa just brought light make I go watch spurs match

Need to wash clothes but it’s drizzling. Thank God say I get what to wear to work tomorrow

My ex just texted me that she almost died. Ffs why would I check on you we aren’t dating

Might have to call her later so I don’t look heartless. My android phone dey 1% make e charge first

This might just be one of her tactics for us to come back together. I no go even gree, I’m not a masochist

Currently in a pool of my tears rn Sold Son in my Fpl last week and the werey scored 4 goals today 4!!

Why do bad things happen to good people ffs

One Fine girl told me she likes this thread Didn’t even know people would follow it lol. That’s the only thing stopping me from jumping off a bridge rn cos my Fpl is really depressing

On a different note, Anyone seeing this I hope your day has being going really well

Unlike mine

About to call her now so she can tell me what almost killed her

She didn’t pick. Called only once. Don’t know if she’s not with her phone or she’s doing shakara, I’m not calling again either way

Really tired lemme drag myself upstairs to watch Chelsea match. Want them to win but they’ll probably lose. Fat frank is a fraud kmt

Lmao see my rhyming. Fat frank is a fraud didn’t even think before I came up with it. Off the dome

There’s a word for it in English I think. All these figures of speech. Can remember doing something like that in secondary school but I’m too tired to think

We’ve had light since around 1 but my battery dey red. Make I go charge, see you later Twitter

Chelsea playing 0-0, they got red card sha. Liverpool go tear their yansh for 2nd half kmt

They lost as expected. Just 2-0 sha, was expecting more tbh

I’m backk. Hard for me to find this thread when I want to update it, had to bookmark

Would have pinned it but my pinned tweet ain’t going nowhere till I become a multimillionaire

Then I’ll update it to billionaire

Just finished washing my clothes. It’s still drizzling but I spread it under the rain like that. Can’t come and kill myself

Dropped 2 Chelsea banter tweets wey make sense but they only got 10 likes as expected

One day I go get banger. These people don’t rate me on this app

Highest likes I’ve gotten is 200+., If another person tweet that stuff e for enter 1k.

My first mini banger was in 2018 when I became active on Twitter. I sha know I slandered Iwobi in the tweet and it got around 100 likes. Nigeria was playing libya and the guy was just doing nonsense

My phone was just blowing up lmao, me sef dey smile like mumu Benefitting from another man’s misfortune

Okay they said I should come and eat. Brb

I’m back again

As I was saying, became active around November 2018, had like 20 followers then lol

So when I had 100 likes e really enter my head

1k followers in 2 years is poor sha but idc, when e no be say I wan become influencer

What else should I talk about

Would have said lemme talk about my love life but it’s too complicated lmaoo

My parents are really happy Apc lost Edo elections. Even on the Tl everybody is happy

I’m not really a politics person lol. Even in school, they wanted me to come out for departmental Doa but I no gree

Would have won if I came out sha but I don’t like stress

Heard they evicted Ozo smh. I’m happy for him sha, let him leave that bondage he was in

Oga still wanted to kiss If I was a betting man I’ll say Nengi used Jaruma on him. Maybe unintentionally but I can’t see any other logical explanation lol

Haven’t girls outside the house been dying for this guy before, how come he still doesn’t know he be spec

That one concern am sha

Talking of kisses, I can remember my first kiss

Was in year 1(yes I no do bad thing for secondary school ), spent the night before googling how to kiss I no wan fall my papa hand

I stayed in hostel in year one, she stayed off camp. She’s the one that told me to come and visit her but I knew something would happen sha.

Actually I just reasoned it, I’ve never actually asked any girl out. It’s either we just start dating or they ask me(happened only once sha)

Pesin wey see this thing now go think say I be spec lmaoooo

But it’s true sha. I fear rejection a lot so I just don’t risk it

Would probably build confidence and ask one this year. If they say no then that’s the end I no ask again

Probably be single forever after that happens

Don’t like how this thread is littering my TL. Would have preferred if only the first tweet showed then anybody that opens it would see the rest

Listening to juice wrld on repeat to see if I’ll feel better

Plenty guys dey on this girl’s case I need to chill out, don’t like competition

Not really in a good mood rn so I’ll continue tomorrow. GN

Okay I’m feeling better now. Juice WRLD is the GOAT

I feel like I’m typing too much here and it’s getting boring kinda. Was just supposed to be about my day but I’ve started writing my thoughts too

I’ll try to fix up

Currently giving someone advice that I needed to hear for myself. Felt like I was advising both of us at the same time

Hopefully I listen to my own advice. Just feels like telling someone to stop crying meanwhile you’re weeping lmao

Rain please fall tomorrow so I don’t have to go to work

We’ve put off our gen just now. Nepa brought light throughout the day so I doubt they’ll bring it by 12 as usual

Means no midnight ps4 for me

My eyes hurting from staring at my phone all day,need to drop it soon. GN

Good morning . Daily update thread 2

Just woke up. Rain no dey fall so I have to start getting ready for work

Might not type regularly when I’m at work cos I’ll be busy but I’ll try

Also I’ll use my other phone. I don’t carry my Iphone to go out cos of this useless sars. They actually stopped me one day and started doing nonsense, since then I always carry android to go to work

Make dem no start to trend #Endsars because of me

My next tweet would be when I’m at work

Okay, the tweet after this one lol. Just wondering how long this thread is going to be might actually create a record for longest thread on twitter lemme google the record first to know if I’m close

Couldn’t find anything reasonable be like say dem no even rate the record

Seems I’m not going to work now, my uncle just called me and said I should help him pay his childrens school fees so I’ll have to do that before I go to work

Actually he’s the one I’m working for. That’s why I can be on my bed tweeting by 9am when I’m supposed to be at work already and If rain falls I don’t have to go. Advantage of working for your family member

He’s sending the school fees to my account o, the way I said it it sounded like I was using my money to pay. Be like say his children want to start school soon, they’re in primary 1 and 2.

He just sent it, Omo 120k for 1 person’s school fees Nigeria don spoil smh. Can remember when I was in primary school my school fees was 32k saw the teller once that’s how I know

Lemme bath and start to go to bank. Slept late yesterday as usual so sleep still dey my eyes but I gats stand up now

Small rain just fell and stopped immediately. That’s a good sign, be like say no work for me today

Just need it to come in full force now

But how will I now pay this school fees

In the bank now, peep the Twitter for android

They gave me number, chilling outside with some other that want to enter too. Waiting for them to call my number

Btw If you're reading this hope you have a great day

That kiss emoji is for girls only plix, if you're a guy take this strong face emoji

Back homeeee. Ended up not going to work today lol

Spent almost 2hrs at the bank cos they only allowed 5 people in at a time, after that I had to go to my cousins school to collect school fees receipt

Something I thought would take 5 minutes ended up taking almost an hour smh

They gave me their textbooks and I had to sit down and start Writing their names on it one by one

It was just me and the teacher in the class sha, my cousins had gone home by the time I came

I snapped the board sef lol. Camera of that other phone no too clear like that

Esau and Jacob are children of mommy and daddy

This happened under one of my tweets this morning lmao https://twitter.com/adeyemitemilol8/status/1308015321232613377

So they made afternoon food and they didn’t put my mouth, talmbout We didn’t know you’ll come back early smh

Be like say I go run indomie for myself

Just remembered that I soaked rice inside water for my skin since yesterday I was supposed to soak it for just 30 minutes

Need to soak another one. If my dad finds out I’m wasting rice he fit tear me slap

I wan crash now, can’t remember when last I slept in the afternoon

I no crash again, hunger dey wire me, Na to soak garri time no dey to run Indomie

Make I go gather ingredients

Omo just had one kind weird sleep like that

Wone up and was feeling more tired than I was before I slept.

*woke ffs

This one I’m waking up by this time, probably won’t sleep again till 5am

Sheffield no fit keep clean sheet, My fpl team in the mud only kdb can save me now

In other news more people noticing this thread lmao

I actually need to act as if I’m the only one that’ll see it. Don’t want to start thinking too much before typing anything

Just be tweeting shit off the dome, not trying to edit it so it can be more interesting or anything like that