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UNLESS someone like them fucks around and gets shot
Nothing is going to get better. Its not. https://twitter.com/big_cult_energy/status/1307317099510091776
Nothing is going to get better. Its not. https://twitter.com/big_cult_energy/status/1307317099510091776
"Mister!" he said, with a sawdusty wheeze
"I am the lorax, I speak for the trees.
I speak for the trees, for the trees cannot talk
I'm warning you once, then you'll hear from my glock"
"I am the lorax, I speak for the trees.
I speak for the trees, for the trees cannot talk
I'm warning you once, then you'll hear from my glock"
The Lorax But He Has a Gun is a thought experiment that brings me great entertainment lmao
He snapped! "I'm the lorax who speaks for the trees!
Which you seem to be chopping as fast as you please.
But I'm also in charge of the Brown Barbaloots,
Who happily lived eating truffula fruits
But are organized, well armed and ready to shoot
Which you seem to be chopping as fast as you please.
But I'm also in charge of the Brown Barbaloots,
Who happily lived eating truffula fruits
But are organized, well armed and ready to shoot
NOW thanks to your chopping my trees to the ground
There's not enough truffula fruit to go 'round
So my poor barbaloots are all getting their gunnies
Because they get mad with no food in their tummies
There's not enough truffula fruit to go 'round
So my poor barbaloots are all getting their gunnies
Because they get mad with no food in their tummies
They love living here, I just can't let you stay
So if you have a god, it is now time to pray
Good riddance," he cried, and they fired away.
Now instead of environmentalism it's about overthrowing the rich.
That's enough on this thread for the night.
So if you have a god, it is now time to pray
Good riddance," he cried, and they fired away.
Now instead of environmentalism it's about overthrowing the rich.
That's enough on this thread for the night.
