I am what very kind people would call "unlucky in love".

-Tried to run away with a girlfriend in high school during a school trip. Bought a bus ticket and everything. She didn't show up.
-Dated someone who got married and accidentally sent me an invitation to her wedding, which was how I found out. Ah, college.
-Dated someone who acted possessive and hit me, once. Lol sis threw a tantrum and by the time she was done, I was gone. Weird seeing her on twitter though. I hope you got help, cos you were an awful human being.
-Proposed, and got turned down, twice. Like a champ.
Anyway the point of this thread is to say it's okay to not "be" with someone. I have a lot of problems, but choosing not to pursue romantic, marital or sexual relationships has been an excellent decision.
I thought I'd be sad about it. I'm not.
(I still have crushes, though. Ayyy Mala Munoz!)
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