I’m in a bad head space clearly. Can we share worst first dates in a thread so I cheer up? I’ll start.

Wait there are multiple lol. Once I went out with this guy on a first date and his dad called. He said “oh hey dad yeah I’m with her right now.” And proceeded to answer questions about me/the date while I was sitting across from him.

Round 2 is a guy brought a printed itinerary in a leather binder. It had times and places for the activities ending with “watching the stars on a blanket.”

Round 3. Guy shows up with a drawing of a selfie of me. The drawing was of my face and ~5x life-size.