The script says he’s talking to his mom in this scene, but the pec cleavage is sending nonverbal cues

This movie isn’t good, but it captures something essential about gay men vs. straight men.

If a gay dude had Clark’s body, this shirt would be ... inconceivable. Repellent. A homophobic affront.

It angers me. Secret identity, schmecret identity. You work hard. Show the goods.

Hanh? Hanh? Get it? Hanh? Do yah? I mean it’s subtle but ... naw yeah you get it. Right? Right? Hanh? Do yah?

The cinematic equivalent of all-caps plus boldface plus underscoring plus italics

I mean reasonable people can agree: GOOD calves. Not GREAT calves.

I mean real talk if you went to a planet with lesser gravity your muscles would atrophy you would not get crazily superhero jacked but let it go even kryptonians skip leg day

Oh god you guys if Cousin Greg witnessed a Kryptonian invasion from the Staten Island Ferry that might explain some of his squirreliness re: everything.

I saw this movie in a theater with my best gay friends and the collective moan that went up at this moment was all about that shoulder-to-waist ratio and also real talk some about self-loathing but mostly that first thing except you know not so secretly not