and people would end up calling you names. you’re the only one i want to be with but you know the situation i’m in. just give me time to think of a way that i can break it to her easily so we can finally be together with no problems. i love you.. and i don’t want to lose you”

i’m evil yoh..

after a while i couldn’t handle having Busi and Khanyi in on it too. okay i lied, Busi didn’t fuck with the whole idea anymore and Khanyi just wasn’t my type. i thought that going back at 3 girls only would bring less drama. lmao, i thought

so you see how i was always seeing Lerato? i think i left a hickey on her neck one day and all i remember was picking up the phone to some weird dude shouting in my ear. “is this shaane? who the hell do you think you are!! i’m coming to your school tomorrow to sort this out”

now i’m really unphased. i don’t care if you catch me red handed with your daughter. unless you’re a Xhosa father, then i’m moving to another province.. which i did btw. lmao, nelspruit was a cool place. anyway that’s a story for another day, this huns parents still hate me

now dude is talking to me asking me how old i am because it sounds like he’s the kid and she should be calling me daddy. i’m so laid back talking to this guy like “if you want to come through, that’s on you. it’s whatever really.” now this huns dad was getting annoyed and idgaf

next day i wake up, bath, get dressed, eat, brush my teeth then compliment myself for looking so peng. my confidence way back was on a high, i was really unstoppable. i had so much pride and i really didn’t hide the fact that i was that niggah. so now i get to school—

and i leave my bag in class the go meet amajiiita. this one gent came with a new ball weekly so we’d play soccer every morning. now i’m doing my thing and then i check the gate and see some white woman point at me. she was on crack so i didn’t pay attention.. until i saw Lerato

her rents are marching. hun’s dad walked up to me and called me aside. he was mad short and he sounded like a popeye. you could see that i intimidated him because mans could barely say anything. “are you the child that gave my hun a hickey”

i almost said “she calls me daddy too”

he saw that this wasn’t getting anywhere. the gents at the back are now watching this unfold and all i’m worried about is this dude’s wife because she wasn’t even mad anymore. i lowkey wish i got to her before her daughter

he walks to the office and i jump back into the game. i play on and then i see Lerato’s parents walk passed accompanied by the principal. if i wasn’t scared then, i was now. and even though i acted like it didn’t bother me, my heart was going harder than a @VigroDeep album

okay now report @itsnotelton . this gent is reposting my thread on facebook. let’s get him suspended in the next hour

comment “done” once you’ve done so and i’ll follow you back

let’s go. https://twitter.com/officialshaane/status/1307441916301266944