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A pedicure oks the strangest thing I’ve ever done: a thread
They tickled my feet with a dishwasher sponge. The ROUGH SIDE
They rubbed facial scrub on my feet
And then a mud mask?? On my whole appendage?? from the knee down??
The rose petals were a delicate touch
Then my feet were SMOTHERED with HOT WET RAGS like my mama puts on my forehead when I’m a sick boy
And now both kickers are in plastic bags of hot orange GOOP
They can’t breathe. Goop is all they know
I’ve never had somebody feel me up so intensely
Oh they rubbing rocks on me now?? Prolly from a nearby volcano judging by the temperature
FYI I cannot stop laughing
