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ranwan fic where txj is the noisy neighbour who keeps disturbing cwn with loud sex. cwn hates him till he accidentally gets a cat. cwn does not get the cat. the cat does not get him. the cat loves txj. txj agrees to help him raise it. txj now has two (2) cats in his (beefy) arms.
big strong txj who is blunt with people and good to kitties!!! and he keeps calling cwn "kitten" because he resembles one and cwn is like "I do not know where to put this horny" so he just hisses and backs away.
he 100% does not want to know what all those men were moaning about (or around), night after night. not at all. not even a teeny, tiny bit. Not even if he spots txj coming back from his morning run in the SHORTEST TIGHTEST PAIR OF RUNNING SHORTS IN EXISTENCE
the kitten is slower to accept chu wanning. she runs away or hisses at him. he doesn't GET cats but he's kind and he wants affection, but she seems to look down on him? cue distress. after all, txj is the only one to find him approachable, everyone else avoids him :( even the cat
txj looks at this series of events with distress because he can see this is exactly how cwn himself is with people 
cwn huffs at him when the cat readily approaches him, and it looks like his friendship with his cute neighbour is very much in peril, so txj has to act think fast
cwn huffs at him when the cat readily approaches him, and it looks like his friendship with his cute neighbour is very much in peril, so txj has to act think fast
the most obvious answer is food. cwn is designated the one to feed her and also told how to moderate his body language so the cat doesn't ger scared off. The rest is patience. He still thinks the cat looks down on him 
but she lets him pet and scratch her, and she's so cute 
but she lets him pet and scratch her, and she's so cute
once his affection is obtained, it's relentless. kitty is given numerous kitty toys. she gets a very fancy multi-storey climbing tree/recreation area thing. cwn lights up when she presses against his hand. txj meanwhile is dying at how fucking cute he is.
cwn, of course, is oblivious. "I noticed you've been spending a lot of time with Xuehua* and me, is that why you don't seem to have people over?"
txj, who has about 14 different fantasies about cwn in kitty years pawing at him for "milk":...
txj: it's because I want YOU, wanning
txj, who has about 14 different fantasies about cwn in kitty years pawing at him for "milk":...
txj: it's because I want YOU, wanning
cwn: EXCUSE ME? I cannot--you cannot--I have not--
txj tries reasoning for 15 seconds, then kisses him until he's quiet and stunned.
txj: I'm taking you to bed, now.
cwn:
cwn:...I have no opposition to that.
the recently-silent corridor of the 6th floor again rings with moans
txj tries reasoning for 15 seconds, then kisses him until he's quiet and stunned.
txj: I'm taking you to bed, now.
cwn:
cwn:...I have no opposition to that.
the recently-silent corridor of the 6th floor again rings with moans
The kitty is surprised to see the next morning that txj is the one who gives her breakfast. she runs into the bedroom, where her master is facedown on the bed. when she headbutts him, he barely stirs enough to scratch her head.
txj moves in with them less than 3 months later
txj moves in with them less than 3 months later
*Xuehua means "snowflake" but the characters themselves mean "snow" and "flower" which I think is adorable lol
apologies for the typos in this thread, it's almost 3am where I'm at 
