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ok im gonna watch hannibal now. MUTE THIS THREAD IF YOU DONT WANT MY LIVEBLOG OF HANNIBAL
and we're actually liveblogging my QUEST for hannibal as french netflix doesn't have it. but it DOES recommend me the "woke funny" show about vikings that put me off 10 minutes in thanks to an extremely crass rape joke
...... surprisingly depleted all of my options without being able to find hannibal wait let me check the name of that show
NEVERMIND WE HAVE HANNIBAL AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Man
oh yeah will graham is on my fic husband list
im sorry are you a cop or what why did you just describe exactly how you shot that guy i thought you were a cop. maybe you're not a cop if you shot that guy and taunt the dead about it
OHHHHHHH NEVERMIND HES PROBABLY KINNING THE KILLER
NOBODY TOLD ME WILL GRAHAM WAS AUTISTIC NOBODY TOLD ME WILL GRAHAM WAS AUTISTIC why did this man just pull up his glasses for him this is extremely infantilizing why are you infantilizing him eh's just a dude
"these girls look the exact same so what's with all of them ?" its the fact they all look the exact same
i love how borderline bigoted this is. "you're important to us because you're a fucking weirdo, and you're autistic so you definitely empathize with murderers. you EMPATHIZE with them. do your empathy thing, dog. do the little tricks of figuring out whats going on."
and will, the dog, jumping through the hoops and saying "that may require me to be SOCIABLE :( its written off as my BIGGEST PHOBIA im like a cat and talking is my water :(" instead of being like "you're dehumanizing me. i'll be going now"
DHAZJDKHAZDJ WHAT THE FUCK DID HE JUST BRING HER BACK OR WHAT
god he did. okay anyway i enjoy will graham looking sad all the time and having big puppy eyes. stop empathizing with murderers and just be sad hun
i really appreciate will graham being nice to animals
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
this argument is so stupid. "you know something abt him" "yeah he's not a psychopath" "what the fuck, not being a psychopath is bad for psychopath business" "YEAH" "THEN WHAT KIND OF CRAZY IS HE" stop thinking about LABELS
i love how painfully obtuse guy on the left is. this is what explaining gender to a cis person feels like. will graham looks like a genius in comparison
you're so stupid
i love how the guy just can not imagine a serial killer getting caught by their own stupidity and flawed logic. of course the serial killer would obey to his own stupid logic, resulting in risking getting caught. he's a serial killer.
something wrong with the meat
the amount of steaks mads mikkelsen probably had to munch on while pretending this was human meat and also that he was ok w it. im a vegetarian but all the power to you bro hope they were good steaks
argued w my dad earlier bc he couldnt see mads mikkelsen playing a seductive character and i was just "do you want me to go around and ask my friends how many of them have a crush on this guy" anyway i was right
"please don't psychoanalyze me. you won't like me when i'm psychoanalyzed." is it too early yet to say that i kin will
"i think uncle jack sees you as a fragile little teacup." you're right but ur not saying this for the right reasons
"how do you see me ?" this is already a lot this is already so much
hannibal just let all these pages on the floor so he could GIVE HIS CANNIBAL FRIEND A WARNING ZEHFJEFHKZJE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THAT DUDE
literally every shot in this show is literally SO horny for the two men like. i get it
lecter literally just let this whole thing happen without raising a finger huh. he didnt even flinch for ANY of this he just calmly walked behind. i guess it does make sense to force will into an extremely traumatic situation where he fails if u want him to help you
this sounds so much like ur offering to become friends w benefits to heal from the trauma
"you saved her life. you feel responsible for things" "you were also there, do you feel obligated ?"
i refuse to believe this man feels obligated about anything in his life. but i do want to know why he wants will to feel obligated
i refuse to believe this man feels obligated about anything in his life. but i do want to know why he wants will to feel obligated
i hate when hannibal makes will laugh and he chuckles with him too like he can't believe he managed to do this. i can't fucking deal with it, i hate it here
is the running joke gonna be that hannibal keeps feeding human meat to everyone and everyone is like "oh my god this is so good yum" every time
were back
i love how hannibal's expression is just "????????" while will's just pure worry, as always
OH THIS IS GOING SNARKY OH THIS IS GOING SPICY
"i can help you, if you ask me to." ARE YOU A F A I R Y ? ARE YOU A F A E F O L K ?
