day 1, slow the spread:

We got this. Alone Together. It’s 15 days. Bought plenty of single ply toilet paper, time to hunker down.
day 3, slow the spread: check out all the celebs doing live performance from their homes. Good to see everyone else is also playing it safe.
day 6, slow the spread: crazy how fast snacks go. Need to pace myself a bit lol I could probably learn how to knit
day 12, slow the spread: Honestly there really isn’t anything good on Netflix Hulu Amazon or HBO.
day 42: my kids are plotting against me. they’re sole purpose is to drive me insane but they can’t do that if I keep hiding under the bed for 3 hours a day. It’s my quiet place. It is precious to me.
day 89, slow the spread: the mobs are out on the streets again. The hand-to-hand combat training has been helpful. What the children lack in power they make up for in speed. We all have a shift. The night doesn’t watch itself.
Day 492: managed to find some gasoline in the shed of an abandoned house a half mile north. Stripped the mower for parts. The blades are still sharp and will be useful for perimeter security.
Day 501, slow the spread : just ran out of the single ply.
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