What I learnt on the Twitter this week:

1. O'Toole says Ontario's Health Minister Trudeau isn't doing his job.
2. CPC outraged about federal spending. Provincial Conservatives demand more federal money. Hospitals report spike in ER visits for incidents of Conservative Whiplash.

3. Ontario's COVID cases match June's highs. Ford and Elliott encourage people to get out and buy Smile cookies at Timmy's.
4. Doug says house parties and weddings are the cause of COVID spike. Says, now that Mother's Day and Stan Cho's wedding are done, it's time to buckle down.

5. Kenney applies to Fed gov't for a CHIP Reverse Equalization Mortgage. Says his mom's retirement home needs a new hot tub.
6. Schweitzer says "Alberta is the new player in Canadian tech innovation!" Releases statement via his MySpace page.
7. Wexit changes name. No one notices.

8. Doug says people who ignore pandemic protocols "are a few fries short of a Happy Meal!" and then heads off to continue his cross-Ontario election campaign.
9. Ford cabinet votes down 15-student class caps. Lecce says everything's still on the table. As long it's easy and free.

10. New Brunswick voters exchange their Con minority for Con majority. Say they're tired of everyone only being sad for Ontario and Alberta these days.
11. Kenney insists pipeline must be built to east coast or people may begin noticing zero job creation taking place in Alberta.

12. Alberta's Ed Min LaGrange says she's not ducking media, she's just very busy, organizing stuff under her bed.
13. Kenney says UCP not cutting Disability Support payments, only cutting off people relying on them.
14. Matt Wolf launches 'Disability with Dr Matt' show on Twitter

15. ON's Chief Medical Officer says, although case numbers in Ontario have returned to June levels, Ontario is not experiencing a second wave. That's it. That's the funny part.
16. Lecce, the Education Minister, wants students to get "good paying jobs." Yes. Jobs that pay good.

17. Smoke from west coast wildfires engulf BC skies. James Woods not sure why Canadian/US border didn't block ANTIFA smoke.
18. Trump says fires caused by exploding trees built at factories in Blue States.
19. Mitch McConnell is the bag on one of those feminine cleansing devices.

20. Freeland gets Trump to drop 10% trade tariff. O'Toole says if PM he would have also negotiated 2 free nights at a Trump Hotel* (*at participating hotels in Texas)
21. Blanchart tests positive for COVID après meeting with Doug. Doug insists they never shared their Happy Meals.

22. Thousands of angry Mountain Equipment Co-op members protest sale to US company; park their vintage VW Westfalias in front of store entrance.
23. Entire Ford cabinet encourage people to buy Smile cookies to help support charities Ford government would likely close if it could.

24. We've hit the six month mark on this pandemic thing. It's been a bit of haul. But, on the up side, the weather's been great, no?

25. Ruth Bader Ginsburg. She fought hard. For good things. For human decency.

The world needs more Ruth Bader Ginsburgs.