A PARODY REPLY THREAD OF MODIJI ON HIS BIRTHDAY WISHES https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👇" title="RĂŒckhand Zeigefinger nach unten" aria-label="Emoji: RĂŒckhand Zeigefinger nach unten">
Kaisa hai re tu https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ„ș" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">, AIIMS wale ne kya bola, jaldi thik hoja fir goa wale beach pe chalenge sath, tera yaar hu mai yaad rkhna https://twitter.com/AmitShah/status/1306401027965497344?s=19">https://twitter.com/AmitShah/...
Kitta hindi bolte hai re baba, apun ke dimaag ke aar paar gayi sari baatein, anyways thanks dude https://twitter.com/rashtrapatibhvn/status/1306405459440463872?s=19">https://twitter.com/rashtrapa...
Thanks lata ji, Mann ki baat krne ke baad aapke gaane sunke sota hu in tanhai bhari raaton me, shukriya https://twitter.com/mangeshkarlata/status/1306438293928767489?s=19">https://twitter.com/mangeshka...
Baki sab toh thik hai ye baar baar "Chai bechne wala" bolna zaroori h kya, 100 200 jyada lele lekin ye bolna chorr de https://twitter.com/RajatSharmaLive/status/1306422341312737280?s=19">https://twitter.com/RajatShar...
Tu wahi hai na "Cameraman suresh jha ke sath deepak chaurasiya aajtak" bahut suna h ye line tera tv pe https://twitter.com/DChaurasia2312/status/1306304439150469121?s=19">https://twitter.com/DChaurasi...
Tum baal kyu nahi rangte bhai acha nahi lagta jab kale baal ke bich me kuch safed baal ho toh, use garneir natural

DNA mein kya khatarnak analysis krta h re baba tu aur ravish ji ke sath cold war khatam hua ki nahi https://twitter.com/sudhirchaudhary/status/1306491825465761792?s=19">https://twitter.com/sudhircha...
Thanks for the wish, but I& #39;m still waiting for the day when you gonna invent "AALU TO SONA CONVERTER" wala machine https://twitter.com/RahulGandhi/status/1306407998017818624?s=19">https://twitter.com/RahulGand...
Pehle ye batao ki kaun sa jaribooti kha rahe ho, jawaani noora fatehi se bhi jyada hai abhi tak, means how mann

Ab ek din ke liye CM ki kursi mat maangna https://twitter.com/AnilKapoor/status/1306470839861166081?s=19">https://twitter.com/AnilKapoo...
Jb se aap cricket se gaye ho, kasam se cricket ka maza hi chala gaya, kya din the aap aur shehwag ki opening jodi jaise mere aur mota bhai @AmitShah ki jodi ho https://twitter.com/sachin_rt/status/1306463738703249416?s=19">https://twitter.com/sachin_rt...
Thanku chiru paaji, I& #39;m huge fan of yours, PM CM banne se pehle se hi, maine INDRA THE TIGER 100 baar dekhi hai

kuch Bollywood ko bhi sikhao ki kaise movie bnti h sab nepo kid idhr https://twitter.com/KChiruTweets/status/1306435278815465474?s=19">https://twitter.com/KChiruTwe...
Thank you mahesh babu ji, aapke sari movies mai dekhta tha PM bnne se pehle star gold aur set max pe

Waise aapki is age me bhi itna handsome dikhne ka kya raaz h aap hi batado apna anil kapoor toh batata hi nhi https://twitter.com/urstrulyMahesh/status/1306451957398208512?s=19">https://twitter.com/urstrulyM...
Thanku kailash bhai, aapka gaana "Teri Dewaani" aaj bhi mere Playlist me hai, dil pe lagta h woh gana kasam se https://twitter.com/Kailashkher/status/1306499037047083008?s=19">https://twitter.com/Kailashkh...
Bhai wish toh aap rehne do, exams conduct aapne karwane ki permission di thi kya education minister ho

sare student ab mujhe vote nhi dene ki dhamki de rahe h meri kya galti hai, meri mann ki baat ko kitne dislikes diye sab aapki wajah se hua hai https://twitter.com/DrRPNishank/status/1306396852477030400?s=19">https://twitter.com/DrRPNisha...
Thank you smriti irani ji,

Aa ka title hai irani

But aap ho hindustani

Politics me aane se pehle

Khub khela hai saas bahu aur ghar ghar ki kahani https://twitter.com/smritiirani/status/1306423143808999425?s=19">https://twitter.com/smritiira...
Thank you anjana but tumhare AAJ TAK ki toh band baj gayi, public kar rahi h dabakar virodh

Kyu hua aisa, puchta hai bharat

Waise mera news mat daalna ki maine kb nasta kiya lunch kab nahane gaya kb sone gaya, sudhar jaao saalo https://twitter.com/aajtak/status/1306535632349487110?s=19">https://twitter.com/aajtak/st...
Kaisa ho rajni ji, ab next kab hilaoge hum sabko apne movie se

Mota bhai Zid karrha h usko bhi Robot 3.O me special appearance me role dedena plz https://twitter.com/rajinikanth/status/1306522436679024640?s=19">https://twitter.com/rajinikan...
Thanks yogiji, you will be always remembered as the RENAME GAME WALA

Kindly Rename COVID CASES as GDP
Sabko lagega GDP roz increase horahi hai https://twitter.com/myogiadityanath/status/1306359828869120001?s=19">https://twitter.com/myogiadit...
Dhanyawaad nitish ji, bihar ka haal chaal baani, tanik litti chokha bhejwa do idhar bhi mota bhai aur mujhe bahut pasand hai

Agli baar BIHAR ki bhi IPL team ho, ye request aapki puri karwane ki koshish karunga kuch jugaad lagwa ke https://twitter.com/NitishKumar/status/1306410963701248006?s=19">https://twitter.com/NitishKum...
Thanks keju, pichle baar jab delhi aaya tha toh momos kaha se khilayi thi tune, pet me jalan hogayi thi

Aur delhi ke india gate me toh darwaza hai hi nhi woh lagwao pehle kab se bol raha hu https://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/1306418257730052098?s=19">https://twitter.com/ArvindKej...
Thank you didi, aap ko sabhi log didi kehte hai jaise salman bhai ko sab bhai kehte hai dukh nahi hota waise aapko

Rosogulla aur mochli bhaat paani khavo mann kare hai, kb aau kolkata https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ„ș" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> https://twitter.com/MamataOfficial/status/1306467454323834881?s=19">https://twitter.com/MamataOff...
Shukriya sanju,

Ek baat puchna tha kya sahi me tumhari 350 girlfriends thi

Yaha apun, mota bhai aur sallu sab single pareshan hogye kuch tips do idhr bhi https://twitter.com/duttsanjay/status/1306546726669414400?s=19">https://twitter.com/duttsanja...
Thanks madhvan,

Aaj pata chala R ka matlab. Your movie Rehna hai tere dil me is still my favourite one, songs are lit https://twitter.com/ActorMadhavan/status/1306542725269983235?s=19">https://twitter.com/ActorMadh...
Thanks dhanush

Ranjhana 2 kab larahe ho, ek request hai usme sonam ko mat lena bahut toxic thi woh. https://twitter.com/dhanushkraja/status/1306543593268457472?s=19">https://twitter.com/dhanushkr...
Bhaijaan kaise ho shukriya,

Mere Race 3 ke paise return nhi kiye abhi tak aapne, just a reminder

Aur ye Bigg Boss sach me fixed hoti h kya agar hoti h toh rahul ji ko lejao, kahi toh jeete woh https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen"> https://twitter.com/BeingSalmanKhan/status/1306535801472217088?s=19">https://twitter.com/BeingSalm...
Thank you Aamir, jyada idhar udhar bas mat jaya karo turkey ye sb

Troll hote fir baad mein, laal singh chaddha kab la rahe ho 2030 mein kya? https://twitter.com/aamir_khan/status/1306530806001623046?s=19">https://twitter.com/aamir_kha...
Thanks ajay devgn ji

Aajkal kaun sa masala chal raha h, vimal ya kuch naya

Bolo jubaan keshari https://twitter.com/ajaydevgn/status/1306539879208071169?s=19">https://twitter.com/ajaydevgn...
kaha ho, ab toh IPL aagya ab toh dikh jao

Zero ke baad toh gayab hi hogye, announcement kardo next movie aur isbaar kuch alag, jab harry met sejal jaisi hui toh pubg tiktok jaisa ban krwa dunga, isbaar action plz

KKR hai na tayyar isbaar https://twitter.com/iamsrk/status/1306593753910583296?s=19">https://twitter.com/iamsrk/st...
Kartik kitni achi movie karta tha tu pyar ka punchnama, sonu ki titu

Love Aajkal kyu kiya, interval se hi bhaag aaye mai aur mota bhai https://twitter.com/TheAaryanKartik/status/1306576003473584129?s=19">https://twitter.com/TheAaryan...
Thanks akshay paaji

Ek baat bolu dil se bolu, suna hai aap kangana biopic me kangana play krne wale ho https://twitter.com/akshaykumar/status/1306555657953243136?s=19">https://twitter.com/akshaykum...
Kangana tumne toh puri Bollywood ko hila dala hai

Karan johar mujhe phone karrha tha ki bacha lo Modi ji kangana se

Keep it up aur arnab se baat ho toh bolo usko reporting karta hai ya kushti ki dhamki deta hai, puchta hai bharat https://twitter.com/KanganaTeam/status/1306417779092807680?s=19">https://twitter.com/KanganaTe...
Comment off krdiya aisa kyu KJo

Acha suno coffee with karan agar band hogyi toh mere sath chai ka show krskte ho

Aur kangana yaad krrhi thi tumko shayad firse saamat aagyi bachke rehna https://twitter.com/karanjohar/status/1306509528016523264?s=19">https://twitter.com/karanjoha...
Thanku shahid

Bhai teri beard kabir singh me dekhi toh inspired hogya ab mai bhi badha raha hu wana wau wau wana wau https://twitter.com/shahidkapoor/status/1306567236757454849?s=19">https://twitter.com/shahidkap...
Thank you kohli ji

Isbaar double khushi hoskti hai aapki agar aap IPL jeet jao

Maine bet lagayi hai agar RCB jeet jati hai toh sab bharat wasi ke account me 15 lakh sach me bhej dunga https://twitter.com/imVkohli/status/1306472426834862081?s=19">https://twitter.com/imVkohli/...
Thanks vicky ji

How& #39;s the josh vicky ji

Batao na VICKY PLEASE

https://twitter.com/vickykaushal09/status/1306637719871746048?s=19">https://twitter.com/vickykaus...
Thanks hritik

Krish 4 kab aarahi hai waise ysme kangana hogi kya?

Aur maine aapki jodha akbar dekhi thi, but history ke book me kahi nhi likha ki akbar ki 6 ungliyaa thi https://twitter.com/iHrithik/status/1306632632474583041?s=19">https://twitter.com/iHrithik/...
Thanks sonu sood ji

Meri kursi bas aap hi chinn sakte ho, nayak dekh li kya, itna kaam krrhe ho public k liye

Waise keep it up, aap hi ek aise Bollywood celeb ho jo ground level pe help krrhe ho public ki https://twitter.com/SonuSood/status/1306608546801303557?s=19">https://twitter.com/SonuSood/...
Bas rukha sukha birthday wish

Biryani kaun bnaega, chicken tandoori bhi plz, khana khazana chalate ho humein bhi toh khilao https://twitter.com/SanjeevKapoor/status/1306606017334050818?s=19">https://twitter.com/SanjeevKa...
Thanku dolaand trump ji

Come to india again with family please https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1306693977723342848?s=19">https://twitter.com/realDonal...
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