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I’m crushed about the breadsticks but guys I think this might be the one
We’re going on a date next Saturday lol
12/10, would go on another date.
He tried to tell me I looked nice and ended with a thumbs up and it was so nice to not be the most awkward person in the room 
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He’s gonna be here in like t-minus two hours and I need to put on real pants.
I changed out of my sweatpants and put on leggings. Close enough.
He brought forks.
Update: we spent a little over 24hrs together and I was actually sad when it was time for him to go. Who am I??
His cousin found out he was going to drive all the way to me and asked when the wedding was.
The joke is on his cousin though. I’ve already asked for a divorce.
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Anyway he left me a bag of edibles he’d made and there are fucking sprinkles on these Rice Krispie treats.
He fucking beat me to the punchline of my own joke and I’m Big Mad
He’s coming over tonight and I don’t think he’s ready for the Fantasic Fucking Mood I’m in. I haven’t been this happy in four years.
He’s laying here next to me sleeping and I’m just watching him like a creep. I think I could love him.
Him: sorry for passing out on you like that
Me: it’s okay, I was watching you sleep.
Me: it’s okay, I was watching you sleep.
