1) I’m not talking about it. You motherfuckers want me to, I got people egging me on in private, but I’m not talking about it.

I’m going to talk about something else entirely.

I’m going to talk about the one thing that unites all sane people of the world.

2) You know it. You know what I'm going to talk about. If you don't, you're going to say, 'oh, fuck, you're right' the minute I say it.

That's how fucking sure I am about it.

I know EVERY MOTHERFUCKER AROUND THE WORLD will agree with me on this, no matter what your inclination.

3) The one thing that we all hate...

Is fucking crying children.

4) Yep. You're all nodding. You know exactly what I'm talking about. The senseless inconsolable pointless tantrum. I know you said, "Oh, fuck, you're right" the minute you read that.

NO ONE likes it.

No one.

Parents question why they had children dealing with those tantrums.

5) You're trying to go about your day, you got shit to take care of, you're in your own world, nesting inside your own mind, and then that ear-piercing SCREAM erupts, forces you out of your quiet meditative state, and you go, "Oh, FUCK ME."

And 20 feet away some kid's SCREECHING

6) Bringing it back now. Let's refocus.

I'm still not talking about it.

But right now, the crying and the screeching is pulling you out of your world, out of your thoughts, and making it impossible for you to focus.

And that's the worst part of it. You can't ignore it.

7) I saw a question the other day, "If you had superpowers, what would you want?"

I said, to be able to create silence.

I wanted to shut off all the fucking noise around me. Blissful fucking silence.

To shut up the bobbleheads and the screeching.

Just... that. Silence.

8) You're seeing the same retweets I am. I know you are.

The tantrum of all fucking tantrums is coming.

And you know what's going to unite everyone?

Wanting the crying fucking children to just SHUT THE FUCK UP.

9) They're not infants. They're grown fucking adults. They should know better than to throw tantrums.

You can't walk up to some crying child and tell it to shut the fuck up. Well, you CAN, but its generally frowned upon from my experience.

But these are adults. Fair game there.

10) Do you know why they're still coming, after all these years, all these defeats?

Really, they've been beaten at every turn. They've been THRASHED. They've been CRUSHED, but they still keep coming back.

Why is that?

Why do they keep throwing their tantrums?

11) All we're dealing with are the ideological children of the communists Reagan dealt with. And they were VICIOUS to him too. They were bombing shit. They were terrorists.

And now they're back.

Why is that?

Why after they got beaten so badly did they come back?

12) Why, after all this time, are they still throwing their fucking tantrums? Look at the retweets we're seeing. They're ready. They're going to do it. The mere MENTION of it is all they need to throw a goddamn tantrum.

Why are they still coming back for more?

13) Have they not fucked around and found out enough?

They haven't.

The reason they're back is because they haven't been broken.

"Wars are not won on the field of combat. Battles are, but those are only ever part of the story. To win a war you need to break the enemy's resolve, to force him to accept defeat. Otherwise the war will never end."

"Too many conflicts persist because battles are won but the hearts and minds of the people are not. Winning involves every level of society, from the generals and politicians to the shop girls and street cleaners."

"The infantryman with his rifle may be the blunt weapon used to win this fight, but he is neither the instigator nor the concluder."

-Precentor Martial Anastasius Focht

14) You're getting the Dark Fudge now.

The one that gives absolutely ZERO fucks.

The Dark Fudge that emerges when it's not about winning, its about DESTRUCTION.

15) This is the Dark Fudge that marched to the sea and burned Atlanta.

This is the Dark Fudge that dropped Fat Boy because Little Boy didn't make enough of a boom.

16) It's not about winning.

It's about drawing these motherfuckers out, and crushing them.

Name the replacement, and beckon the most VILE, the most OUTRAGEOUS, the most HATEFUL SHIT THAT THESE SOULLESS SCREECHING MOTHERFUCKERS WILL SAY.

17) Tantrums over rapists and drug addicts getting shot or dying of overdoses almost threw the entire election away.

Now imagine the tantrums over not getting their way.

18) I WANT them to burn down cities.

I WANT them to commit terrorism.

I WANT them to go absolutely ballistic and attack Republicans in the halls of the Senate.

Please. Sneak those protestors in under press passes and let them attack GOP staffers and Senators. DO IT.

19) I want them to go absolutely fucking BATSHIT, with ALL THE FUCKING WORLD WATCHING.

I want 100 Chaz's set up.

They just made one in Minneapolis. I WANT THREE MORE IN THAT CITY ALONE.

20) I want all of Manhatten to be turned into one big lawless CLUSTERFUCK, and I want DeBlasio's daughter to walk around as Queen of the Manhatten Chaz wearing fucking tiger skins and dying her hair into a fuckmothering RAINBOW.

DO IT.

I WANT YOU TO.

21) I want these screaming maniacs to charge the goddamn White House, I want them to threaten Barron's life with the most vile fucking threats they can hurl, I want them doing all of this, and if all it takes is saying a simple name on Monday, THEN SHOUT THAT NAME FROM THE ROOFS

22) It is not about morals, it is not about ethics, it is not about whether some squishy fucking sellouts that've never been held responsible for a single fucking failure in their pointless nonmiraculous fucking LIVES decide to bitch out ONCE MORE.

23) Win by letting your opponent set themselves on fucking fire. Hand them the fucking gasoline. It takes exactly one announcement to do that.

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