thread of william "spike" pratt being completely braindead, in no particular order

4.11 doomed - that time he tried to kill himself by clamping a stake to a flimsy coffee table and then falling onto it

2.22 becoming, part 2 - that time he thought it would be fine to kill a guy in front of the slayer he was trying to form an alliance with

7.22 chosen - that time he forgot that people use their tongues to talk

6.07 once more, with feeling - that time he sang a whole song about wanting buffy to leave him alone, and then acted sad and confused when she did

5.07 fool for love - that time he thought it would be a good idea to try to kiss buffy after he gave whole monologue about how slayers totally want to die

3.08 lovers walk - that time he kidnapped willow and xander and locked them up in the factory even though it was the most obvious possible place (perhaps accidentally brilliant in its stupidity)

7.14 first date - that time he tackled giles, thinking he was the first, even though the first is incorporeal

5.07 fool for love - that time he rhymed "effulgent" with "a bulge in it"

6.13 dead things - that time he tried to dump a body and it was found within hours

4.11 doomed - that time he accidentally helped make a sacrifice for an apocalypse even though willow and xander were yelling at him not to

5.14 crush - that time he thought that chaining buffy up would definitely be the way to her heart

4.03 the harsh light of day - that time he showed buffy exactly where the gem of amara was so that she could later take it off of him

4.09 something blue - that time he punched buffy even though he has a chip

4.11 doomed - that time he faked a terrible american accent

4.11 doomed - that time he tried to clock xander with a wrench even though he has the chip

5.13 blood ties - that time he thought that a dented box of chocolates would be a great birthday present for buffy and then tried to intimidate the 14 year old that gave him shit for it

5.05 no place like home - that time he really thought he covered for having a crush

5.14 crush - that other time he really thought he covered

6.02 bargaining, part 2 - that time he grabbed a cross and was surprised when it burned him

7.17 lies my parents told me - that time he thought that bringing his mother along for his rampage of evil would be a good idea, and also that drusilla would be fine with it

4.21 primeval - that time he separated the scoobies so good

6.07 once more, with feeling - that time he forgot within two seconds whether he wanted buffy to live or die

6.07 once more, with feeling - that time he got lost on the way to the bronze??? a place he's been going regularly for years???

5.14 crush - that time he tried to bond with buffy over the ramones

6.16 hell's bells - that time he forgot he was supposed to be making buffy jealous