[THREAD] — Dating 5 girls in the same class
Episode 1:

500 retweets and i drop the thread

before we start this thread. this all happened a long time ago and i hope you know that this is all for entertainment purposes. none of the threads i post are made up but i still won’t be using real names or actual dates. enjoy

so i got into a relationship with a short little cute thing. i was like 5’7 at the time but i was still one of the tallest around. she was a hun that nobody wanted until i got with her. but anyway, we’ll call her Savannah . now her and i had a very easy going relationship—

she was shy and i was more loud and outgoing. everyone at the school knew me and i didn’t want to keep my relationship a secret either. now i planned on staying loyal because i wasn’t the type to fuck around.. okay i was but i didn’t want to this time, because i’m wholesome uno?

now as i said this hun was mad shy. if i remember correctly i was her first boyfriend. she didn’t have her first kiss, neither did she have any flirting abilities. now this was weird because i didn’t know what i could or could not do. she was basically just a girl i was dating

everything was going the way a relationship in school was supposed to. we’d chill at breaks together, spend most of our time after school with each other and i mean it was good. that was until one of her friends hit me up and told me that she fucks with me

let’s call her Cleo. now Cleo was peeeeng. i mean she had nice brown skin and imo the most banging body in the school. she was taller, more outgoing and a hella seductive. i mean this hun knew exactly which buttons to push to make me do whatever she wanted and i was all for it

i sat down and looked at everything in front of me and thought that hey.. i already have a girlfriend but her and i don’t really do anything together. i’m still not trying to leave her so why not have Savannah as the girl people publicly know i’m with and have Cleo as my...

now here’s HOW I DID IT. i had one girl that everyone knew about which was Savannah so anyone else that i wanted to be with already knew what they were getting into. now as a girl getting into something romantically with your friends boyfriend you wouldn’t want ANYONE to know—

about it. because if it gets out, you look bad as a friend and although i had more to lose you wouldn’t want that type of drama. so that’s what i did with all 4 other girls. each one knew that i had a girl and i was with them too, but not that i had a girl and the whole squad too

this was years ago i’m really not into the whole “having hoes thing”. that mindset was stupid but i grew out of it. if you’re a guy trying to do this you’ll see your ass if you mess with the wrong girls. karma also works it’s way and i’m still getting my fair share so, goodluck

now Savannah and i we’re still cool. we’d hang around each other at all times. we didn’t have any problems or complications because there wasn’t much that i wanted from her. now Cleo on the other hand was always with me after school and tbh i enjoyed being with her a lot more

then came Lerato. we were friends for like more than a minute. she was good looking too, i mean compared to the other two girls i don’t think she’d take the cup but she was still peng. i didn’t really have anyone there for emotional support so i guess you know what her role was

funny enough she lived closest to me so i’d see her about twice a week out of school. she didn’t really mind that we didn’t speak at school so everything just worked out perfectly. either way i just wanted her around to be the person i could speak to and still have all the—

benefits with. getting her was easy too. she knew i was with Savannah and she didn’t want any problems with her or anyone else so she kept it quiet. the plan that i had was full proof and effortless i never had to worry about anyone finding out so that was that

everything was going good well.. my attention was still mainly focused on Savannah, Lerato didn’t give me any problems either. i mean i was living the life of a pimp, or so i thought. after a while Cleo wasn’t into the whole thing we were doing and ended up wanting a relationship

now why do girls do this? after a long peaceful run of nothing but occasional flirting and doing a couple of things we sad we’d do on text. it doesn’t make sense as to why you’d want to leave that all for a relationship. it just complicated things especially in my situation.

so i told her that i couldn’t get into a relationship because in case it slipped her mind, HOMEBOY WAS ALREADY IN ONE. every girl i was with at the time had their own roles. Savannah was the “girlfriend” Cleo was the “side chick” and Lerato was the “comforter” it was easy

i was fine with how my life was going so you already know that i stood by my decision because dating Cleo would mean leaving Savannah, cutting off Lerato and it meant that i wouldn’t be able to finesse Busi and Khanyi into joining the starting line up

bare in mind these are girls that are all in the same grade, same class and same friendship group. they spoke everyday and didn’t not spend time with each other. but this is when things started getting shaky. i don’t care who you are but giving your attention to 5 girls at one—

time is impossible. at break they’d all see me with Savannah and say nothing about it. but once i got home i’d always get texts on the “why don’t you spend time with me” tip. and since my finesse game was A1, i just said the same thing over and over

“babe, i know i haven’t been making time for you but trust me i really want to. i’ve been trying to leave Savannah for a long time now but you know how fragile she is. if i do something like that and end up with you two days later people will piece the puzzle together—

and people would end up calling you names. you’re the only one i want to be with but you know the situation i’m in. just give me time to think of a way that i can break it to her easily so we can finally be together with no problems. i love you.. and i don’t want to lose you”

i’m evil yoh..

after a while i couldn’t handle having Busi and Khanyi in on it too. okay i lied, Busi didn’t fuck with the whole idea anymore and Khanyi just wasn’t my type. i thought that going back at 3 girls only would bring less drama. lmao, i thought

so you see how i was always seeing Lerato? i think i left a hickey on her neck one day and all i remember was picking up the phone to some weird dude shouting in my ear. “is this shaane? who the hell do you think you are!! i’m coming to your school tomorrow to sort this out”

now i’m really unphased. i don’t care if you catch me red handed with your daughter. unless you’re a Xhosa father, then i’m moving to another province.. which i did btw. lmao, nelspruit was a cool place. anyway that’s a story for another day, this huns parents still hate me

now dude is talking to me asking me how old i am because it sounds like he’s the kid and she should be calling me daddy. i’m so laid back talking to this guy like “if you want to come through, that’s on you. it’s whatever really.” now this huns dad was getting annoyed and idgaf

next day i wake up, bath, get dressed, eat, brush my teeth then compliment myself for looking so peng. my confidence way back was on a high, i was really unstoppable. i had so much pride and i really didn’t hide the fact that i was that niggah. so now i get to school—

and i leave my bag in class the go meet amajiiita. this one gent came with a new ball weekly so we’d play soccer every morning. now i’m doing my thing and then i check the gate and see some white woman point at me. she was on crack so i didn’t pay attention.. until i saw Lerato

her rents are marching. hun’s dad walked up to me and called me aside. he was mad short and he sounded like a popeye. you could see that i intimidated him because mans could barely say anything. “are you the child that gave my hun a hickey”

i almost said “she calls me daddy too”

he saw that this wasn’t getting anywhere. the gents at the back are now watching this unfold and all i’m worried about is this dude’s wife because she wasn’t even mad anymore. i lowkey wish i got to her before her daughter

he walks to the office and i jump back into the game. i play on and then i see Lerato’s parents walk passed accompanied by the principal. if i wasn’t scared then, i was now. and even though i acted like it didn’t bother me, my heart was going harder than a @VigroDeep album

okay now report @itsnotelton . this gent is reposting my thread on facebook. let’s get him suspended in the next hour

comment “done” once you’ve done so and i’ll follow you back

let’s go. https://twitter.com/officialshaane/status/1307441916301266944