Just order the sex toy, they said.

Ships in discreet, non-obvious packaging, they said.
Ok a lot of people have been replying to this with shipping advice so I'll just share the information:

labeling on international packages is important and required

if an international package is a cop it has to tell you
This is legit the best advice to come out of this thread so far and I am now doing this regardless of what package I order. https://twitter.com/yuzutetra/status/1306968189432205312
And of course from the ever prescient @gravislizard...

(h/t @vonrosceau) https://twitter.com/gravislizard/status/1254461411217960968
https://twitter.com/gravislizard/status/1254470885819338752
Y'all I am *LEARNIN' THINGS* today https://twitter.com/supersat/status/1307013622795628545
Surprising lack of people changing their twitter names to Men Gay Butt today.

Where's the solidarity?
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me,
you can call me An-Al
Yup my pelvic floor is absolutely *RIPPED*

Is there a term for six pack but it's your butt

Doin' the all-kegels P90X paid off https://twitter.com/saraht_74/status/1307059348083015680
Dear people who have had tweets go viral before:

When is it legal to stop liking and replying to every reply and quote tweet?
OH MY GOD. https://twitter.com/mrphlip/status/1307140290998865920
Don’t have a men gay butt? Then you may be interested in https://twitter.com/spottyroo/status/1307140811151142912
And this is why you should order from @FunkitToys https://twitter.com/FunkitToys/status/1307190568611708928
24 hours later, I finally come up with the perfect cover story. https://twitter.com/buttplugio/status/1307191914211409921
Gauging my success in Life via how often @cstross retweets my buttplug related content is valid, right?

I think I’m up to like 3 times this year. Moving up in the world. https://twitter.com/cstross/status/1307328984162721792
There seems to be misconceptions that this is a joke account, so:

This is Buttplug, a real, open source sex toy control project.

Yes, computer controlled sex toys exist, and I write software for them!

Want to support the project? Check my Patreon! https://patreon.com/qdot 
If you donate at the $3 or higher level, you'll even get stickers!

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