A collection of love letters...
No, no. It me. I’m the problem... 😐
Anyway, choose your fighter...

(Poll to follow)
Choose your fighter:
I feel bad about the kindness one as it’s quite sweet BUT I initially read it as “Kidneys” and that gave it quite a different tone...
I told myself it wasn’t very becoming to post too much about this, but I... is that... oh... oh no...
I have a quiz for you all...

Full disclosure, I almost didn’t auto block this one, as it was clear some of these had CORRECT answers and I was curious.
“How often is sex required?”

Me: “4...”
Learning a lot about myself... if you own a tortoise, I’m interested.
False alarm, false alarm everybody. It wasn’t his tortoise!!!

I’m out.
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