I should just start a dating chronicles thread

On my way to my second date of the day.

First date was at a sushi spot with Red
-was a great date

Now off to a Mediterranean spot with Locs
-tbd

Yesterday’s date was dope because it was with a Gemini

So Locs is a Pisces, he’s great energy and the best part... he’s from the islands. Honestly great date since everything was just vibes. Apparently we have mutual connections, small world.

Aquarius said I have a nice little ass and I agree

Leo

Virgo wants to take me on a shopping spree, I’m still weary about this but we shall see.

Me to myself but like with his money

Weekend date with Leo-Virgo so we shall see how that goes.

They really do drive/fly out for me

Why do the creatives always want to take my picture

I only mind because the pics they want to take are always suggestive

Did I just find my match?

Please don’t let him be a cancer

He’s cancer adjacent (Pisces) but I think I can tolerate it

Went on a Sushi date today. All I have to say is: Persian men love me

Leo- Virgo there’s a duality with him.

One side he’s good & the other side he’s a prick

We are two magnets pulling away from each other.

This whole weekend has been filled with microaggressions & bruised egos.

If I named the details of our conversation y’all would be pissed

This man would go out of his way to play smart and I’m here constantly correcting him & offering factual information. Like how are you going to debate me on an experience you do not live nor have true knowledge of? I hate weak men, learn to humble yourself please

The insecurities most short men carry is one reason why I don’t engage with them. Always have to be Mr. Right, Mr. Know-it-all, Mr. women-can’t-correct-me Macho Macho bullshit. Makes me sick honestly. Work on your insecurities please. Weakest shit ever.

This one (Mr. FLR) I like

Might be my perfect match if the vibes are right irl

My Gemini told me to stop entertaining those people which is sound advice

I don’t know how he’s able to read me like a book but I guess it’s that intuitive piece.

It’s brown (Persian/Arab/Pakistani/Indian) men season according to who has been approaching me recently.

I’m here for it

Honestly these places I frequent better mind their damn business. Yes I have a new date, welcome to my world.

At least I’m bringing you business

My date last night is a cancer

With money....

First woman date today and she was awesome.

Taurus with my name spelled differently so essentially I went on a date with myself

Might keep this one around for sure

If you see me with my girlfriend (partner) one day and my boyfriend (partner) another, mind your damn business

#theyknowabouteachother

*give me points for this gif please

So why are all the masc|stem lesbians short?

I don’t like it

All the tall ones are playing basketball internationally

Not this man asking me about a car he did not help me fix. Please shut up.

Ladies, is it every photo filter?

I want to see your real face and that body. I see why these men say I’m a rare sight on these stupid apps.

Y’all pick the ugliest filters at that

I left swipe because it screams insecurity and I’m not attracted to that

Debate yourself

Y’all so this one woman literally created an Instagram just to follow me. Now that’s the level of the obsession I like

I support

She has Gemini in her ascending

Nvm the obsession is going a diff direction. She’s adding my followers on her IG so now her following list is made up of all my followers.

What’s her plan

I don’t support this at all

When they say they’re entrepreneurs all I hear is that they are jobless

Worse when they say they’re musicians after claiming that label

Have a brunch date yet have zero motivation today

I’m going to go because boo is handsome and a Virgo

Virgo is cute

Great date

Honestly I had such a great Saturday, truly a dope experience

Why tf are cancers attracted to me? I’ll hurt your feelings

Tbh US folks, especially men can’t flirt

Everyone else though

Concerning Virgo:

I feel pathetic for already liking this guy this much

It’s the accent, it’s the compliments, it’s the swagger, it’s the conversations, it’s the experience, it’s the career of choice, it’s the damn energy, it’s everything

I’m smitten

Getting a “good night” in Italian and another in Spanish is just

Please understand if I’m sending friend energy your way I’m not at all and will NEVER be interested in you.

Chris is a major flirt when she’s into you, if you’re not receiving that energy from her you are a homie

Respectfully

Why is Virgo perfect?

Affirming this one

I see why folks enjoy being single, this stuff is intoxicating.

Doing whatever you want, no need for permission, entertaining people and so on.

Might be single for a hot minute and I’m so here for it

He put the food away, made the bed and left me a green apple

I like “leave it better than you find it” people so much

He likes to feed me and I’m here for it

I’m trying to maintain this vegan thing

I want a lil girlfriend

Ngl “bad boys” are my type but I can’t sensibly & or legally date them

By bad I mean lil Durk bad

Don’t be this guy

If you’re cheap and prefer being a scrub than just say that

Mind you I made it very clear in my bio my lifestyle preference. He ignored all that to try and sway me. Then had the audacity to try and put me down. Insecure men never win.

How and why am I not “cute enough to get paid for”? What type of nigga knowledge is that?

Who made him the judge of that looking like he looking

What really grinds my gears is when I’ve nicely made it known that I’m not interested in someone and they continue to pursue me. Then when I make things hella clear they claim to feel played/I’ve hurt their pride. Bro you did that shit to yourself. Don’t blame me. Insecure AF.

Why should I be made to feel uncomfortable after making things clear just so that you can continue trying to access me romantically/sexually? You lot are weird. Take the no or disinterest at face value and leave me the fuck alone bro. Just like that.

Italian has a lot of fun games he randomly thinks for us to play. Today we are doing a language game where we guess the meaning of phrases in our native tongue. Last time it was a game on the meaning of photos we have in our camera roll.

Out of the three official relationships I have had I miss my high school and my college one the most

High school was puppy love (teddy bears, flowers and love letters)

College was full of benefits love (dinner dates and an allowance ||he was my age btw|)

So the Taurus woman is a conspiracy theorist & a capitalist. We went on a date today & she went deep into her beliefs & lord my brain cells literally can’t

So it’s a no for me

From believing in Egyptians having internet, giants building pyramids, & other bs I’m concerned

So one of her conspiracies was on elongated skulls in Peru being aliens and today I sent her a Snopes article that named what I told her yesterday (head binding) and she sent me a pseudoscience article & had the audacity to say Snopes isn’t reputable.

Y’all need help!

I can’t date idiots. I’m not made for that life, sorry.

So there’s another Italian guy and wow

He’s dope AF

It’s wild that they’re both scientist/researchers

Haven’t met them yet but plan to soon

Went on a date with Swed and he’s dope AF. Def a floater but I like his vibe. Couldn’t decide between Spicy Jambalaya and Calamari and he said why not get both. So I did just that on his dime

Next time he’s cooking Swedish food for me.

Why did I commit to dates back-to-back and double booked some

I don’t date for love. That shit never works out for me. If you don’t have resources+a stable lifestyle I’m not looking your way at all. Y’all can date for love all y’all want but please don’t project that nonsense this way

I don’t believe in unconditional love. Never have

Thursday night I met Gemini Italian and he was cool. Taught him how to two step which was so funny.

Friday night (tonight) I met up with Taurus Italian and he was awesome.
We went to an authentic Italian place that he picked out and ate some awesome food. After the restaurant we went to a beer garden that had a live band performing. Y’all the band was so fuckin dope!

The night was pure vibes. Taurus Italian is more my speed. Plus we exchanged books: 1984 (he hasn’t read it) for Brave New World which I wanted to reread.

We are also politically aligned which for me is always a plus.

All I have to say is: Taurus Italian is smooth af in the low key soft way I like

I think I’m going to make the decision to no longer seriously date women. The benefits just aren’t there unfortunately.

Oh whale

Anyways... I deserve a Taurus or Virgo man

And no that doesn’t make me any less queer.

Luckily for me none of y’all can tell me who and what I am

What Gemini Italian gave me on our first date.

Yes he wrapped it himself.

He will be cooking it next time for me