‘there is no prize at all in life for being a dumb motherfucker, but this guy is trying.’
‘it turns out spending all your life reading x-men comics does not adequately prepare you for mutant reality.’
wow dylan’s already coming for me and i’m on chapter 2
‘shut the fuck up you thirsty-ass cushion’
“you’re like low self-esteem Mystique.”
‘because a) fuck other people and b) fuck transphobes especially.’
dylan and lou pillow
dylan on the dylan’s
outside headphones
“i’m not ready for dating on hard mode.”
“holy fucking shit, dylan, your boyfriend’s on fire.”
‘there’s a scorch mark on my super-fucking-cool duvet with the kittens on it.’
dylan is baby confirmed
dylan talking the other
about x-men mutants
bakugo stan louhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Grinsendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht">
i’m kinning bianca
every time dylan puts her headphones on i imagine her face like: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unerfreutes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Unerfreutes Gesicht">
but then she’s wearing a totoro hoodie and these headphones
akhjxhjbh
ooohh tremor is a great villain namehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille">
the cute mutants on the bus in their masks is so funny to me
i swear every young adult main character has this “i’m fine.” even though they’re clearly not fine neil-josten-trait
buff himbo bianca
every time there’s a scene with emma doing something cool on the computer this is all i can think of
aww cute mutants to dylan’s rescue with ice creamhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
‘for someone so smart u are also pretty dumb’
dylan when alyse tells her that dani said she was hot
alyse @ dylan for most of the book
dylan when the mutants tell her that they actually like her and like being on the team
oh my god dani acting like everything’s fine in the car like
“marvelous, try not to fucking die.”
NOOO, BATTYhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
ok i just finished Cute Mutants: Vol 1 by @sjwhitbywrites and it was so much funhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💘" title="Herz mit Pfeil" aria-label="Emoji: Herz mit Pfeil">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💘" title="Herz mit Pfeil" aria-label="Emoji: Herz mit Pfeil">
ending this thread with a playlist i made for dylan!!https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken"> https://open.spotify.com/playlist/46cUeLpz1wHZNtUjBFDI0G?si=j4I0MbfUTgCyQZaYj_uwZQ">https://open.spotify.com/playlist/...
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