finally cracking open Cute Mutants: Vol 1 by @sjwhitbywrites in preparation for their october release of Vol 2!! 


âthere is no prize at all in life for being a dumb motherfucker, but this guy is trying.â
âit turns out spending all your life reading x-men comics does not adequately prepare you for mutant reality.â
âshut the fuck up you thirsty-ass cushionâ
âyouâre like low self-esteem Mystique.â
âbecause a) fuck other people and b) fuck transphobes especially.â
âiâm not ready for dating on hard mode.â
âholy fucking shit, dylan, your boyfriendâs on fire.â
âthereâs a scorch mark on my super-fucking-cool duvet with the kittens on it.â
every time dylan puts her headphones on i imagine her face like:
but then sheâs wearing a totoro hoodie and these headphones

but then sheâs wearing a totoro hoodie and these headphones
ooohh tremor is a great villain name

the cute mutants on the bus in their masks is so funny to me
i swear every young adult main character has this âiâm fine.â even though theyâre clearly not fine neil-josten-trait
every time thereâs a scene with emma doing something cool on the computer this is all i can think of
aww cute mutants to dylanâs rescue with ice cream

âfor someone so smart u are also pretty dumbâ
dylan when alyse tells her that dani said she was hot
âmarvelous, try not to fucking die.â
NOOO, BATTY


ok i just finished Cute Mutants: Vol 1 by @sjwhitbywrites and it was so much fun
ending this thread with a playlist i made for dylan!!
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/46cUeLpz1wHZNtUjBFDI0G?si=j4I0MbfUTgCyQZaYj_uwZQ


ending this thread with a playlist i made for dylan!!
