Oh boy! Time for back to school season! Today I'll be watching School Live, which, as the name indicates, features girls who live at school. (I had a phase where I thought attending an elite boarding school would be sick, so I can’t judge)

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[NOTE: I'm told this show has surreal/horror elements, if anything particularly spooky happens I'll tag it accordingly!]

how'd they sneak a dog into school? is the dog attending school? is he gonna learn how to count and spell?

shall we discuss how this school has CLEARLY ripped off their uniform design from Sailor Saturn's season 3 fuku

"living at school club" or as I call it "zoning board violations club"

Great all three of my friends are here: Jock, Nerd, and Mom

you know that John Mulaney quote that's like "all dads are constantly cramming for a pop quiz on the world wars"? big whatever-that-energy-is energy here

There's no worse feeling than when you arrive to class and you suddenly realize you FORGOT to bring your golden garden shovel

Wow I love renowned award winning horror fiction author (looks at smudged writing on hand) Steppen King

(doling out scoops of pasta and personalized mugs) TONIGHT, WE DINE LIKE KINGS

hot takes like this make me think Yuki is either an alien or a time traveler

this is SUCH a power play to be like "sorry but pink-haired anime protagonists are a dime a dozen around here, maybe try getting your own series?"

me, living on campus in undergrad, getting out of bed at 8:48 for a 9am class

Class? In my house? Where I live? I don’t THINK so.

"this dog feels threatened by your self-assurance, because he judges his own worth based on how dependent you are him. also I skipped gender studies class to come help you out”

he’s a talented boy, Yuki

SEE WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!??!

as a cat owner I felt this with every bone in my body

the power of christ compels you to STEP AWAY from the CABBAGES

their mission statement is to learn as much as possible in multiple disciplines so they eventually can function by themselves, which... don't tell them I said this but that sounds like "school" to me

Fun fact: If you look closely you can see that this frame contains a hidden dog!

Me as a child at the grocery store: Mom can we please get some Civil War army rations for dessert

dust-jacket blurb for any pet I’ve ever had

YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH DESTRUCTION TAROUMARU HATH WROUGHT OFF-SCREEN

Tag yourself I am Mii-kun reading Steppen King to avoid the burden of being appreciated

YEAH WELL THE SCHOOL WOULDN’T LET ME KEEP A “OMNIPOTENT INCORPOREAL DREAM BEING” AS A SERVICE ANIMAL SO WE’RE CALLING HIM A “DOG” FOR LEGAL REASONS