huge shoutout to @xfinity for their excellent internet coverage https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌🏼" title="Raising hands (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands (mittelheller Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌🏼" title="Raising hands (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands (mittelheller Hautton)"> i literally can’t do my job because my internet is 100x slower than what i paid for https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Erleichtertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Erleichtertes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧚‍♀️" title="Fee" aria-label="Emoji: Fee">

so my housemate niko (twitter pariah @guptacos7) wrote a python script to test internet speeds. to no one’s surprise, it’s not even close to what we paid for (average is 70Mbps, we paid for 200)

in an attempt to upgrade our internet, we have... in the last hour alone:
- been quoted at 3 different prices from 3 different places
- been transferred twice
- been hung up on twice
- been put on hold for 30 minutes
and still haven’t made any progress

whatever class action lawsuit materializes in the next five years, please @ me and this thread so i can be a part of history