oh what am i doing right now? playing this fun little game where i guess what this kid in my class looks like bc we talk everyday but he never turns his camera on and i refuse to look him up

he unironically uses https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> so obviously he cannot be taller than 5’10”. no i will not be explaining the very legitimate science behind this assumption

update: he doesn’t try to be funny which obviously gives him an additional 2 inches so i’m settling in at him being 5’11” and hot

as i write this thread i can’t help but think to myself, is this my love story? are you all bearing witness to my fairy tale ending?