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St. Patrick’s Half Birthday: a Story of Celebration and Failure
We didn’t know if St. P would make it this long so we celebrated last month, but he’s still here so we’re celebrating today, too. It’s 6 months from St. Patrick’s Day, so basically his half birthday
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We didn’t know if St. P would make it this long so we celebrated last month, but he’s still here so we’re celebrating today, too. It’s 6 months from St. Patrick’s Day, so basically his half birthday
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GR Mom: You know what was a great idea?! Giving the dogs cake with birthday candles!
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This has gone well in the past, but it’s also gone the way of Swizzle lighting her face on fire as recently as June
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But St. Patrick is a patient eater. So I made him a little cupcake with a candle. I even set up a little table for him! Look how interested he is! 3/
Maybe a little too interested...don’t get too interested, Paddy!
Did he listen?
No he did not.
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Did he listen?
No he did not.
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With the ghost of Swiz whispering into his shaggy ears, St. Patrick dove right in and lit his face on fire. 5/
Fortunately, he is so shaggy, fluffy, fanstastic that his fur put the candle out, but not before he got a good singeing 6/
These photos took place in like 2 seconds and in that time he had swallowed the cupcake whole- CANDLE INCLUDED- before my gobsmacked self had time to process 7/
St. Patrick is no worse for wear but I have, once again, lost several years off my life due to his antics. I hope you have enjoyed this thread. I am off to throw away all the candles in the house so I never let this happen again /end
