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Jim C r a m e r, host of C N B C show ‘Mad $‘, has not been a very good boy. Let me walk you through it. 1/

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SEPT 13
Jim tweets a dog comm. His dog Everest died. Everest also was called “NVIDIA” (if you had a treat).

POSTED ON SUNDAY SEPT 13

(who calls their pets the names of tech companies? Perhaps we should buy stock?). 2/
SEPT 14
Announcement made that NVIDIA acquires a chip-maker, ‘Arm’ in a $40 billion deal.

ANNOUNCEMENT ON MONDAY SEPT 14

(if only we knew, we could have made a mountain (Everest) of money! But that would be insider trading, and we aren’t corrupt like certain tv show hosts) 3/
ALSO SEPT 14
Jim posts another pic of Everest/NVIDIA. ‘A very good boy who likes a treat.’

(time to sell) 4/
Jim says, for a treat, buy NVIDIA stock on Sunday. He says to sell on Monday. Due to the acquisition, the stock went up overnight and peaked at $50/per share higher than the night before. 5/
If only we had known some insider trading info on Sunday that NVIDIA could bring us a mountain (Everest) of cash overnight.....

“It’s a big ole club, & you’re not in it”

True, but anons are smarter than you, Jim! - END-
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