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f1 drivers as toy story
characters: a thread

with the special apparitions of

scuderia ferrari as andy: cause they will drop you once they get a shinier toy and apparently everyone wants to carry their name.

red bull racing as sid: cause they will do weird experiments with you and once you're completely messed up they'll drop you and get a new toy.

alpha tauri as hannah (sid's sister): cause they get their toys stolen so sid (or rbr) can ruin them and then give them back all messed up.

and the other teams as bonnie: cause they get all the toys/drivers once they got used by their old owners.

☆ sebastian vettel as the og
(sheriff woody)

the classic and reliable characters.
they used to be the favorite but they got replaced with a new shinier option.
they still have a lot to give, they just needed a new better owner that can appreciate them properly.

☆ charles leclerc as the new shinier
toy (buzz lightyear)

younger, shinier and with an armani contract.
they will take your place and your girl.
he and woody started with the left foot but somehow now they're friends.

☆ daniel ricciardo as everyone's
favorite (slinky)

slinky supremacy.
we all love them and that's it. they're just funny, cute and unproblematic.
how can you not like them tf is wrong with you.

☆ lewis hamilton as the big
brain (hamm)

they are always the villians on other people's stories.
actually they're just vibing and being the best at their thing.
both money collectors and smart-asses.
is there something they can't do?
hamm-ertime

☆ alex albon as the too good for
this nasty world (rex)

they're both pure souls and must be protected at all cost.
both clumsy and nervous.
i wanna give them a hug.
they're constantly afraid to be replaced :((.

☆ george russell as rex's bestie
(trixie)

technology them.
they have nerdy vibes.
we all love them.
alex and george besties forever.
smart-asses.
they deserve all the love.

☆ max verstappen as the don't tell
me what to do (jessie)

they like to go by their own.
they have some issues but we don't talk about that.
sooner or later they'll take the lead.

☆ valtteri bottas as the they did you so wrong tf is that name (bullseye)

they're both loyal and nice.
we don't appreciate them enough.
they fulfill a silent but important role.

☆ fernando alonso as the you can't
get rid of me that easily (lotso)

they always find the way back.
they're supposed to be retired but here they are.
they have some iconic phrases ngl.
bro you're kinda old but you do you i guess.
they're scary when they're mad.

☆ sergio perez as boo boo the fool
(chuckles)

they both got clowned.
they've seen things.
they've been around for a while so they know it all.
someone did them so wrong and i'm still mad about it.

☆antonio giovinazzi as the oh you
pretty pretty (bo peep)

why not.
bo peep supremacy.
they give similar vibes.
both sweet and gentle but often ignored.
long hair gang.

☆ lando norris as the baddest
of them all (barbie)

they get judged for their appearance and behavior.
you can't hate them shut up.
they're dedicated to their friends.
why are they so pretty.
they're intelligent and skilled.
who's doing it like them.

☆ carlos sainz as the never will be
at barbie's level (ken)

they look inoffensive but they're part of the evil ones
ken/carlos lotso/fernando.
they have a soft spot for barbie/lando.
look at me i'm pretty
biggest yikes

☆ pierre gasly as the we would take
a bullet for you (wheezy)

i love them so much.
they were once broken but now they shine like no other.
so talented but who's surprised.
you tought you could get rid of them.
you can't hate them.
pierre and wheezy supremacy.

☆ esteban ocon as the stop acting
tough we know you're a softie
(stinky pete)

they play the villian but actually
they just want a safe place.
hug them, they need it.
they act intimidating but they're not.
they love the ladies.

☆daniil kvyat as the leave me alone
i'm struggling (babyface)

are they okay? we'll never know.
they're victims of the circumstances.
they look intimidating but they are kinda soft.
rip bro.

☆lance stroll as the cute puppy
(buster)

they were presented as villians at first but they are softies.
they know things but they can't tell us.
they are always chillin
buster/lance woody/seb
lance stroll is a puppy. i rest my case.

☆ romain, kevin and nicholas as
the forgotten characters
(dolly, ducky and teddy)

we often forget they are there.
they are in the spotlight once in a while.
the back of the grid is lonely bro.

☆ and the 2019 as the 3 aliens.

do i really have to explain?

2019 rookies*

thanks for reading!