Here’s the thing about both of them: they’re very chaotic dogs. They live in fast-forward. Which makes them perfect playmates, because the other dogs can find them annoying.
They’re also both very affectionate. But they don’t always get to cuddle like they want, because, like I said—chaos.
If kisses and cuddles are their love language, how will they know that I love them?
The trick is to cover your face with one hand if you don’t want a tongue in your mouth. Which I do not. That is my boundary.
But yesterday we upped the stakes.
Dora and Jules were hanging out together anyway, and I figured, what the heck? What’s the worst that can happen if I just hold my breath and let them both lick my face at once?
Well—
[audio: incredibly rapid slobbering]