the only reason to wish this is bc there were no smartphones. i did not get recorded drunkenly making out with a boy wearing spongebob boxers and nothing else ONLY because there were no smartphones. this is a genuine blessing. https://twitter.com/theashleyray/status/1306337477905457153
there were camera phones but fortunately lg flip phones had the approximate image quality of a standard bigfoot sighting photo, so the pictures taken were not incriminating
just saw this tweet which can absolutely function as an extension of this thread: https://twitter.com/lobbyspider/status/1306054627964706816?s=21 https://twitter.com/lobbyspider/status/1306054627964706816
thinking about how much it ruled when call me maybe came on when u were at the bar w ur girls,,,
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