ok coming back to my Andrea Watches Twilight for the First Time series, part New Moon

ysabelle this is for u te amo

his skin looks like sparkly kinetic sand

HUH??? H U H

she's barely a senior in hs omg thanks i hate it

i was gonna say "why so much volume in the hair" and hten i remembered this was filmed in 2009. yall remember bump its

"aging" gorl stfu

ok yeah rpatz is hot

um ok ik we're past this because it's 2020 but im sorry taylor lautner really looks like a llama. i don't care if he has a six or 24 pack. he looks like a llama

um i thought edward was literally going to leave them but he's just standing like 5 feet away and absolutely hearing every word

"i have nothing to give back to you" sis he gets to kiss you, no? that's enuf

alice is so cute. alice rights

alice is the kind of girlie hermione would hate and that's on jkr's internalized misogyny

also i cannot look at jasper without my blood boiling over what he did to sokka

"you can't trust vampires. trust me" I'M HOWLING

the teacher mouthing the lines....me watching princess diaries 2 when anyone else is in the room and i'm trying to not be obnoxious

i've never met anyone in my entire life who's been viscerally moved for romeo and juliet. and for that reason unfortunately i have to say that this movie is not realistic

i think bella, katniss, and hermione were peak "im not like other girls" culture. the early 2012s were, in many ways, Cruel and Embarrassing to me

what lippie were they putting on rpatz? it's cute

who tf makes their student repeat shakespeare back to them to prove they were paying attention? do yall memorize the last few lines of movies too or

we get it stephanie you want us to know edward is an intellectual and unfortunately that is hot to me

i like bella's taste in jewelry tbh

after years of hearing the word "volturi" i finally have context. progress!!

"no respect for human life, of course" omg they're republicans

carlisle is so FIIINNNNEEEEE in his cute little period piece clothing

i want bella's ring

THE DECORATIONS AT HER BDAY LOOK LIKE THE DECORE AT MY QUINCE WAIT--

im cackling

im sorry but does the older brother ever become relevant or no? what's his name?? the one w rosalie

ohhhkay no one bleeds that much from a PAPER CUT

to protect bella, because she has been hurt, throw her backwards, where she could get hurt Even More and perhaps Even Bleed More

SEE? I WAS RIGHT

imagine dating your favorite food omg it would be so hard. im eating a burrito rn and i personally would not have the self control to look at a really good burrito and Not Eat It

carlisle touching bella's chin playfully....hurts to see others living your dream

"at some point something's gonna separate us" you just put that into the universe my friend and i'm sure you'll regret it. because if there's anything i know about byu writers it's that they love a bit of blatant foreshadowing

erm i want to,,,,touch edward's jaw....*bonk*

this thread is full of tweets that would send a victorian child into a coma

oh all she asked for is a kiss? ok sorry to her but i'm different

no i'm not nvm

the moans omfg im laughing why do i feel in my bones that that was a director's note

"i love you" "i love you"