keeping the apartment at a steady 300% humidity to combat the smoke has turned my hair into some sort of deranged topiary experiment

i've just been informed that i look like the guy from snow patrol ( @garysnowpatrol ?) which is way less cool than when i got joey ramone (sorry, guy from snow patrol) so now i have to post this pic again.

BEHOLD, the best "costume" i've ever had:

also NO, that is not a wig, you jags, there was a time where i grew my hair to absolutely bonkers lengths as a test of will.

BEHOLD pt 2, wherein my hair becomes sentient:

wow i've posted my face on your timelines a lot today. you can mute this thread now.