Kinda want to post my favorite lies I’ve gotten told for being ghosted/dumped, but I’m not Drunk enough yet

I'm moving to another town -3/10. I saw her accidentally at HEB like a week later LOL

I need to focus on myself and just be without romantic feelings for a while. 1/10. She tried to smash one of my homies LMFAO

There's no one else, we've just drifted. -100/10 There was someone else for like 2 months prior to this statement BIG SAD

I just don't feel the same anymore. 4/10 stung a bit but was honest

We're not really that compatible. 8/10 because she introduced me to her friend who I dated on and off for a year. Nice girl :)

I'm hung up on my ex still. 5/10 very honest, hope she's doing well

For what it's worth, I don't care to be mad at the girls anymore. Every situation was so dumb tho. Y'all lucky my dumbass DIDN'T slow down for red flags and stop signs :)