okay um. i guess we're reading 2ha!!!

(2ha reading thread, mute if u don't want spoilers!)
ok we are. starting out strong!
*heavy breathing* chu...wanning.....
mo ran "hates" chu wanning yet he's all the dude talks about...................babe ur literally so obsessed it's stupid
also cwn being an inventor???? is............very sexy of him
the way meatbun & the translators r just constantly dunking on mo ran.........it's what he deserves
WAIT.............SO MO RAN NEVER KISSED SHI MEI IN HIS PAST LIFE............IT WAS CHU WANNING.....................OHOHOHOHO this is too good
meatbun i would die 4 u
my favorite thing abt this book so far is the whiplash between meatbun's lyrical prose and their ABSOLUTELY chaotic author's notes kaslkjds;lkjda legends only
hm. thinking abt how mo ran & cwn both perceive themselves as cruel/monstrous/doomed to be alone. the narrative foil of it all..........simply delicious
tiANWEN??????????????
i have read a LOT today that i have a lot of feelings about so i will only say this:
1. when cwn opened the box i gasped
2. underwater arc is cool??? but so boring even with all the angst, dear god i'm bored to tears
2. mo ran you LOVE HIM YOU STUPID TOP
may or may not have peeked at ch 89 bc the curiosity was killing me and. mo ran I will fucking kill you I will literally murder you.
i'm not viscerally upset i'm just......sad.......and I can't fall asleep bc I can't stop thinking about it. it's just. sad. i'm sad :(
did chu wanning rly just shrink??? i'm so confused ksjdslkdjasl
the whole "love interest becomes a child" trope might b my least favorite thing on the planet soooooo this has been a SLOG
:(
mmk i'm 90% sure cwn is the one who's been making the wontons this whole fucking time so by that logic, shi mei definitely lied the first time he gave mo ran wontons WHICH MEANS cwn made mo ran wontons after he whipped him the first time :( i'm crying over the fucking wontons :(
also i do not trust shi mei but this is also bc i know a few vague things & i have a feeling he's up to some shit/may be the other person who reincarnated along with mo ran
did somebody say cannibalism 😏😏😏
meatbun please age chu wanning up again i'm begging u I miss the sexual tension so much SO MUCH
i was absolutely burning thru book 1 until this happened i'm. kind of dying
okay my fully grown shizun is BACK and i'm ready to feel ANGUISH
hmmm. Ye Wangxi hot
ok I will also say that so far I think the plot is the weakest point in the book, I'm not really invested?? Beyond the characters??? but I think I've rly been spoiled by mxtx in that regard soooo
ok maybe I'm not invested in the plot bc I straight up do Not understand whats going on lololol
boutta finish book 1 tonight!!! i have no idea what's happening!!! let's gooooooo
took me a full 10 minutes to finish the last 3 pages of ch. 97 bc i was crying too hard what's gooooooood
anyways um. on to book two i guess :(
i'm having a fucking breakdown chu wanning come back :( :( :( :( :( :(
it's sad bc it's true :(
name something more romantic than walking into hell for the love of ur life i fucking dare u
hahahaha this is going to kill me, isn't it
OHOHOHOHO
WE DID IT BOYS WE MADE IT TO FARM ARC
ok it's mtl time let's go 😓
YES!!!!!!!!!
i'm calling it rn ye wangxi is a girl and isn't in love with song qiutong & IS in love with nangong si. i'm right i'm right I know i'm right
ye wangxi PLEASE step on me i'm begging u
ok my other theory is that shi mei is the missing brother from the first butterfly town arc and xu shuanglin is the madman who cut down the orange tree, i'm like..................95% positive abt this
and nangong si :( i'm so sorry i thought u were an asshole :( ilysm :( and i'm pretty sure ur gonna die and i'm NOT READY
THOUGHT I WAS DONE CRYING OVER THIS BOOK I WAS WRONG
"he rescues earthworms" i--
185 best chapter s2g
I lied 189 best chapter
2 hrs later and I still cannot believe ranwan thighfucking canon i'm gonna have an aneurysm
meatbun i love u but what in the everloving fuck is going on with ur plot
asaljdaskjdaslk chu wanning i am 👀👀👀
i think??? i'm on book 3 now???
huang xiaoyue is so fucking annoying i hope he dies
mmk so I read ahead a lil bit and uh 👀👀👀👀 boutta fly thru this rufeng sect drama so I can FINALLY get to the juicy stuff jfc

[i already know it's *** *** but fuck I'm ready for everyone else to figure it out lmao]
i am NOT flying thru this rufeng sect drama, i am dragging my feet bc i. do not care. meatbun bring back my boys :(
"I don't believe in myself, I just believe in her" I--NANGONG SI LOVES YE WANGXI AND U CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE :( CAN'T BELIEVE THE HETS R MAKING ME FEEL THINGS
:( i knew he was gna die & yet i'm still crying abt it
so like. nangong xu was deffo gay for luo fenghua right
TAXIAN-JUN??????????????????????????????????
i can definitely tell i'm in the part of the book ppl complain about now...........................meatbun is my kindred spirit as a writer bc i, too, love to rush plot points when i'm almost done with a story lsakjdslkjdal
mom can u pick me up i'm scared
ok! 242-243 left me dead inside :)
i knew about the big txj plot twist but still :/ feels like a bit of a cop out 2 me :/
"I no longer have a shizun and disciple relationship with chu wanning" UHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
i have not read in almost 1 week saldaajkdjlskj the last 20 chapters REALLY took it out of me
me: man idk maybe i'm losing interest in 2ha, this plot arc isn't really grabbing me

also me: *has their 3rd mo ran induced breakdown this week*
ok but this sudden (if not surprising) revelation that chu wanning was actually super horny for mo ran the entire time he was imprisoned has me. deceased
chu wanning you absolute freak i love you SO MUCH.......
:)
wow! cool! i am a husk!
ms. bun............i beg you.............free me from ur convoluted plot and let me see my boys.................
xue meng said gay homophobe rights
I'M DOING IT I'M GONNA FINISH IT TONIGHT I HAVE 4 CHAPTERS LEFT
he better not be!!!!
this is the most romantic shit i have ever read
the fact that ranwan finally share another meal in the final chapter................i'm mcfreaking losing it
oh my god....i finished it
ok well thus concludes this thread :(

i have such a love/hate relationship with this book BUT ULTIMATELY it's love!!!!! i don't even have words for it really. it's a mess but it means the world to me and i won't forget it. thank u meatbun :( but also fuck u a lil bit :(
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