Thesis: There has never been a video-game console with a good name.

I like how the replies are just bare names of game consoles, as if that makes the argument.

Nobody has yet offered Fairchild Channel-F, however.

Nintendo is particularly guilty.

The Wii is, well, no.
Switch is for BDSM.
GameCube is awful, I dunno what y’all are thinking.
NES then … oh, Super NES. Sure.
Gameboy makes “sense” in Japan, but, they really exported that?
DS 3DS 3DS XL 2DS etc. lololol

Apple won’t ever release game hardware because the company hates games, but, if they did, it would just be Apple Game.

Okay: Vectrex is good.

I see nobody has nominated Zune.