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Harry Potter a character analysis thread.
Harry Potter
Literally just a selfish rich kid with a trust fund, all he ever did was put his friends and family at risk. Type of guy to go to a developing country on his gap year just to take pictures with poverty stricken children to make himself look like a hero on Instagram
Literally just a selfish rich kid with a trust fund, all he ever did was put his friends and family at risk. Type of guy to go to a developing country on his gap year just to take pictures with poverty stricken children to make himself look like a hero on Instagram
Ron Weasley
Top hater, type of guy that won’t like his friends YouTube videos until other people do.
Top hater, type of guy that won’t like his friends YouTube videos until other people do.
Hermione Granger
Riddle me this, if she so smart how did she end up with bang average moany little bitch Ron Weasley?
Riddle me this, if she so smart how did she end up with bang average moany little bitch Ron Weasley?
Albus Dumbledore
He had 12-year-olds defending themselves against a murderous wizard and had a death trap around every corner of his school. Mf would have definitely kept Hogwarts open during the whole coronavirus pandemic. Worst headteacher ever.
He had 12-year-olds defending themselves against a murderous wizard and had a death trap around every corner of his school. Mf would have definitely kept Hogwarts open during the whole coronavirus pandemic. Worst headteacher ever.
Severus Snape
Wasn't skilled enough as a wizard to get a job with Dr Strange and Wong protecting the time stone. Settled for being a teacher and took out his frustration at his career failure on the children.
Wasn't skilled enough as a wizard to get a job with Dr Strange and Wong protecting the time stone. Settled for being a teacher and took out his frustration at his career failure on the children.
Voldemort
If you can’t kill a child you just need to retire from being a villain, why was he acting like a 12-year-old was John Wick? Should have just backed out the strap and shot Harry instead of doing hocus pocus with his wand.
If you can’t kill a child you just need to retire from being a villain, why was he acting like a 12-year-old was John Wick? Should have just backed out the strap and shot Harry instead of doing hocus pocus with his wand.
Professor McGonagall
Another incompetent teacher who never gave a damn about the children’s safety. Gave a 13 year old the time stone, she’s lucky Thanos never came and ripped Hermoine’s head off for it.
Another incompetent teacher who never gave a damn about the children’s safety. Gave a 13 year old the time stone, she’s lucky Thanos never came and ripped Hermoine’s head off for it.
Rubeus Hagrid
Mf a liability always saying “I shouldn’t have said that” type of guy to snitch by accident and get the whole squad life in prison
Mf a liability always saying “I shouldn’t have said that” type of guy to snitch by accident and get the whole squad life in prison
Sirius Black
He's like that dead beat dad that turns up when their kid becomes famous. Could have turned into an animal and escaped Azkaban and looked for Harry anytime he wanted but instead he was letting him live under the stairs.
He's like that dead beat dad that turns up when their kid becomes famous. Could have turned into an animal and escaped Azkaban and looked for Harry anytime he wanted but instead he was letting him live under the stairs.
Sybill Trelwaney
Her job was to teach wizards how to predict the future yet none of those little runts knew the following weeks lotto numbers. Crap teacher.
Her job was to teach wizards how to predict the future yet none of those little runts knew the following weeks lotto numbers. Crap teacher.
Malfoy
Typical rich boy who acts like he’s a hood rat. Type of kid that makes comments like “Should have rolled out on the opps” under drill music videos on YouTube.
Typical rich boy who acts like he’s a hood rat. Type of kid that makes comments like “Should have rolled out on the opps” under drill music videos on YouTube.
Weasley twins
How is your career jokes and you've never done anything funny in your whole life? Their prank YouTube channel wouldn't even have got ten subscribers in this day and age.
How is your career jokes and you've never done anything funny in your whole life? Their prank YouTube channel wouldn't even have got ten subscribers in this day and age.
Dobby
Was more powerful than all the wizards could have been running everything, instead he wanted to do Butler for a rich little boarding school kid. Idiot.
Was more powerful than all the wizards could have been running everything, instead he wanted to do Butler for a rich little boarding school kid. Idiot.
Dolores Umbridge
Cleary JK Rowling just wanted to insert herself in the story.
Cleary JK Rowling just wanted to insert herself in the story.
