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When my girlfriend asks me when I& #39;m going to finally commit to this relationship (1/?)
When the victim of your latest kidnapping is begging you to release them
When my wife asks when I& #39;m going to stop playing Crusader Kings 3 and go to work you can& #39;t afford to lose this job Cody we are going to lose the house
When my boss asks me for those TPS reports
When I ask @jack why turning on account notifications alerts you not just to their tweets but also to every single reply they post
When I ask my brain why, why can& #39;t I just love myself
When someone asks me if I have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ
When someone asks me if I actually think any of these are funny
When you ask Max Kellerman WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LEARN. WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LEARN. ARE YOU GONNA LET ME TALK NOW? YOU SHOULD BE BANNED FROM TALKING ABOUT THE SPORT OF BASKETBALL. YOU SAID KAWHI WAS BETTER THAN KOBE, SAID KAWHI WAS CLUTCH, ARE YOU GONNA LET ME TALK MAX KELLERMAN
