Irish politicians that I would or would not trust holding my drink @ a party:

1. Leo Varadkar
I would ask but he’ll definitely charge me for holding my drink.

2. Michaél Martin
A BIG fat no. Probably would hold my drink but would walk away and start drinking it himself.

3. Eamon Ryan
100% would fall asleep whilst holding my drink so that would be a no for me.

4. Mary Lou McDonald
I trust her with my drink and with my life. Definitely would hold my drink and also probably offer to buy me another because she’s a kween

5 & 6. Neale Richmond and Jennifer Carroll MacNeill
Would drink my drink right in my face and then blame Sinn Féin for doing it. So no.

7. Eoin Ó Broin

Again I would trust this man with my drink and with my life. Definitely would hold my drink and also give me a free gaff

8. Norma Foley

Holds my drink and runs away and hides for the rest of the night and avoids questions about my drink. Don’t trust her one bit.

9. Stephen Donnelly

Fuck nOoOooOo, I do not trust this man . Probs would end up with my drink on a trampoline and spills it everywhere.

10. Lynn Boylan

OF COURSE I TRUST THIS AMAZING WOMAN! Definitely would hold my drink and then invite me to her gaff where her and Eoin make an amazing seafood dinner